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SpanishFly writes, "I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it...

"Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard.
Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine.
Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth."
Thanks SpanishFly. MAKE THE ABSINTHE

(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 9:39)
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I used to have a few apple trees in the back garden ...
... so one year I decided to have a go at making scrumpy. It wasn't particularly potent but it turned out it was very good to cook with.

My girlfriend obviously agreed as she told me she loved having my pork in cider.
(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 18:50, 6 replies)
Ha!

(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:28, closed)
is that from 'Smell...' or Big Night Out?

(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 20:42, closed)
prick

(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 23:45, closed)
pretty sure it's Samantha on ISIHAC

(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 11:09, closed)
That was tongue
"After tasting the meat pies, Samantha said she liked Mr Dewhurst’s beef in ale; although she preferred his tongue in cider."
(, Mon 8 Dec 2014, 12:25, closed)
^ sausaged her.

(, Sun 7 Dec 2014, 21:10, closed)

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