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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Made Rory Lyon Cry by being a nasty bully.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, 38 replies)
Booooo

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:05, closed)
Naughty step MT

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:06, closed)
Why would you be naughty stepped for having a breakdown?
Could you make it a bit more interesting though, it's been fucking shit so far
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, closed)
You do try my special little friend, why are you so angry Rory? Small penis? Abused as a child?
Find it hard to make friends in the "real world" ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:33, closed)

as a child
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:34, closed)
I do like all this wild speculation from the internet losers club, do carry on, you've both got a wealth of crippleness to draw upon

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:53, closed)
Rory
I think the fact your lame responses are boring and sad show the utter futile depressiveness of you and your y front wearing life.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, closed)
You've crammed more of your speculation in there, however passing on your problems to another internet user ain't gonna cure your deep seated issues
Get well soon the Mock Turtle, or at least up your game plan for online breakdowns
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:12, closed)
Rory you find solace in making banal comments and because that makes you so happy I wont take it away from you.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:16, closed)
Sorry Rory old sport
But if you're looking for wild speculation I could link your Phil Collins rant from the other day...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:39, closed)
You were given many chances to rebutt that assertion grandad

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:43, closed)
As it was 'wild speculation' on the internet
I really couldn't be arsed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:47, closed)
Turtle loves Rory, Turtle loves Rory!
Turtle and Rory sitting in a tree...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:12, closed)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:13, closed)
Please..

being bullied by Rory is like being mugged by a dead Koala bear.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:25, closed)
and yet I've driven you to internet hardmanning and apoplexy on many an occasion.
You should have a profile counter to keep tally with the number of keyboards you've mashed in futile rage at the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:51, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:14, closed)


(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:03, closed)
This FTW

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:09, closed)
Cheers Emvee, I knew I could count on you as back up in an internet scuffle

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10, closed)
Internet scuffle Rory?
You're not even Straw weight.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:15, closed)
When your mummy calls you a 'big lad' she's trying to be kind, really she means that your a fat stupid cunt who even she feels uncomfortable about being seen in public with, not that you ever particularly leave your grot pit in the first instance

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:22, closed)

Calm down dear.



It's only the internet....x*

*You Penis
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:24, closed)
You're all mixed up today , I've definitely caused you upset, so it's win win for me

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:39, closed)
Sorry but if you are going to throw you dummy out of the pram over mild internet discussion you really can't play with the big boys.
Shame really I thought you might be a troll who could take a mild ribbing but you are a banal and uninteresting person/child/mong.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:43, closed)
Dear oh dear.
You're like a younger, shitter JMG.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 19:11, closed)
I thought you were his biggest anti-fan.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:10, closed)
Me and 'emvs' are cool man

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:23, closed)
Haha, the other week one of my IRL friends was singing
"Emvee and Rory, sitting in a tree..."
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:28, closed)
This thread is the internet equivalent of walking in on your parents shagging.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 14:52, closed)
Your parents, maybe

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:16, closed)
YOUR parents.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:19, closed)
You're Parents

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:01, closed)
I'm bloody not.
Not that I know of, anyway. There's no way I'd inflict yet more squawking, idiot resource-wastage onto this planet deliberately.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:06, closed)
To be fair to the vocal feline one, you could just ignore it.
I am aware of a certain degree of hypocrisy in my statement -- but I don't really give a fuck.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:47, closed)
nobody comes out of this well

(I helped save b3ta! kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 23:44, closed)
At least not
after you've pulled the ladder up.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 6:30, closed)
so i have to ask...
does anyone actually know what the hell turtle and rory are scratching each others eyes out about? or is it just bravado?
(sennik85 hiding from the world, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 8:12, closed)

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