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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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Ex-girl friend wakes me up in the middle of the night...
It's not what you think, she's had a TERRRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I hold her and when she's calmed down a bit, whisper in my best gruff monster voice "maybe it was real, bitch". Mean? Yep. True? Yep. Warranted for years of manipulation and beeling? Yep.
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:08, 4 replies)
Beeling?
Que?
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:10, closed)

Ah, forgot this might be little know slang...beeling is like whinging, but with a hint of whimpering
(impossibly witty twat No, YOUR Mum etc etc, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 13:28, closed)
You sound
Like a grade A cock. Your girlfriend and you deserve each other.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:19, closed)
Stop beeling.
You'll only validate the prick.
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