This will make your eyes water.
My wife was in the garden and had got some dust or grit in her eye, so she sat down in the chair in the living room and sent me upstairs for the Optrex.

No problem, I went to the cabinet, grabbed the distinctive little blue and white dropper bottle and went downstairs. She tilted her head back and I proceeded to drip the soothing fluid into her eye. It didn't seem to be working very well.

It was only when the smell hit my nostrils that I realised that I had picked up a bottle of Vicks Sinex nasal spray, and was happily squirting menthol and eucalyptus oil into my wife's peepers.

At this point, I ran back upstairs, found the real Optrex, used most of the bottle flushing her eye out, told her the amusing mistake and then ran away and hid.

Amazingly, all parts of my body are still intact, although it was a close run thing.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:11, 6 replies)

Hahahaha
I'm clicking this!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:16, closed)

CLICK!
See also: Toothpaste / Shaving foam-inna-tube
( Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)

this sounds like a tortue method
TELL ME WHO YOU WORK FOR!!!
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 16:55, closed)

Then one day, she'll go to get a bottle of lube to give you a special treat.
and you'll get a deep heat handjob.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:23, closed)

I can heartily recommend one
Provided it's just a dab. I'm not a freak.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 21:51, closed)

I actually cringed when I read what you'd picked up!! Oooooft! *click*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, closed)