I bought my dad
Lottery scratch cards for his 60th Birthday.

These were trick cards though, with a prize of £30,000

I bunched it together with several real tickets to make it look realistic.

He was running around the room for a good 10 minutes before we told him.

Love you dad.

Edit - I wasnt a cheap bstard - me and my brothers actually bought him a new Digi Camera - which we filmed the whole episode on.. ironically.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:09, 7 replies)

fantastic where did you buy the fake cards ?
might try this myself
(Cov Boy, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:28, closed)

I think we already have a winner!
I don't think I would have the balls to do this to someone. A smashed jaw may well be forthcoming. Good idea though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 17:44, closed)

ebay is your friend look under tricks etc

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 18:31, closed)

That's not irony
Sorry for being pedantic, but I really am unable to help myself.

Sorry.
(minlan no longer barks at bancleys, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 22:11, closed)

Irony is 10,000 spoons when you need a knife


or something
(Nanny Pat vote for me, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, closed)

its like rain on your wedding day
or dying in a plane crash
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:04, closed)

ok, fair enough
what would it be though?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:42, closed)