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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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I pretended to be impotent
It's more difficult than you think and takes your imagination to some very dark places indeed.
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whatever cover story works for you is cool by us
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)
Pretended, eh?
Sure thing, boss. Whatever you say.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 13:32, closed)
How did you do that?
Get people to call you "Sir"?
(I helped save b3ta! SteamedCleaner, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 2:56, closed)
It's nice to be impotent, but it's
No, hang on - it's not, is it? Funny story, dental anæsthesia made me impotent once. My attempt at oral to give my sleeping policeman's truncheon a chance to stir was equally unsuccessful, for some reason.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, closed)

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