
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
( , Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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It's more difficult than you think and takes your imagination to some very dark places indeed.
( , Sat 18 Jun 2011, 0:01, 4 replies)

No, hang on - it's not, is it? Funny story, dental anæsthesia made me impotent once. My attempt at oral to give my sleeping policeman's truncheon a chance to stir was equally unsuccessful, for some reason.
( , Mon 20 Jun 2011, 18:50, closed)
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