Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
Suggested by Edenmonster
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
I told them that when ice-cream van plays music,
it means they're out looking for kids to feature in their latest series of paedo-snuff movies.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 21:54,
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It's to be called Shitty Shitter Gang Bang
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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Bearing in mind
that actions speak louder than words.
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Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 11:23,
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!!
"I'm not going to tell you again".
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:40,
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