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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Told my GF
that men had two bladders. "The fact we dont have a uterus, gave us more space for an extra bladder, hence why we Wee more times in the pub"

Fully believed me, and even rang her dad to check.

Also told her Paella was a spanish pie.

I love winding her up.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:21, 9 replies)
If you think I'm clicking this just because I giggled at "spanish pie" then you've got another thing coming.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 16:32, closed)
Surely having two bladders would mean that you'd go for a piss LESS often?
You haven't really thought this through, have you?
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:01, closed)
What difference does that make?
Don't think you've thought it through either.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:05, closed)
Well, if you're catching a leak in the roof and you have two buckets
then you need to empty them half as often as if you only had one.
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:13, closed)
Well, If you are taking the piss out of your girlfriend by telling her lies
you trying to be smart by pointing out "mistakes" is just pointless...hence my comment "What difference does that make?".
(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 17:28, closed)
But two would hold twice as much

(, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 21:41, closed)
Double the pleasure, baby, triple the fun.

(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 0:04, closed)
Good stuff
Joke's kind of on you though for having a thick as pig-shit girlfriend.
(, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:00, closed)

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