i had to care for my mum when she had a massive stroke
and from being strong willed and independent she turned into a hollow shell that used to be some ones mum. the strange thing is that some time towards the end, there was i think maybe 12-15 people in her room all laughing and joking with dear old mum in a coma on the bed. the duty nurse came storming in telling us to be quiet and to remember where we where, just after she passed away we had people coming in to say thank you to us because we laughed and talked about the things she had done and it people remember there is always some thing to make you smile
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:07, 2 replies)

My mum had an 'auto-email-txt' that she'd already setup to send to all her friends/acquaintances once she'd popped off this mortal coil.
For a lady who did her PhD in "using teh interwebs as an Educational Resource" she was remarkably geeky.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:17, closed)

^ This is true
Nobody want their family to be piss miserable. Have a bloody good laugh remembering them, after all they'd want you too.

Unless they were a right miserable cunt, in which case laugh anyway.

At my mother-in-law's funeral, one of her grandsons (who was nearly 30) turned up in a red shirt and a Simpsons tie. Some people tutted and complained, his response was "Do you think she would've minded what I wear?"

At my funeral, I want a theme funeral, based on the Thriller video.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:18, closed)

Many people were surprised that I didn't turn up in shorts, t-shirt & sneakers (my non-school/work uniform since kiddy-hood).
I would like a Bacchanalian orgy personally.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:29, closed)

I want my nerve endings hooked up to the electric
so my body can do a spasticated robot dance on the altar.
Pretty much how my dancing looks now.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:31, closed)

Demo please.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:34, closed)

With several Slendertone type machines
I wonder if it would be possible to have the corpse walk around the crematorium.

I want to test this on Stephen Hawking first. Have him lurch about against his will.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)

Now this, I like.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:51, closed)

i vote for sandette to be in charge of stephen hawkings all future medical treatment

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:44, closed)