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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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I pissed in my brothers shoe
and then blamed it on the foxes.
(Document Pocket, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:46, 7 replies)
You blamed it on
Leicester City FC?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:10, closed)
They had it coming.

(Document Pocket, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)
I would have
blamed it on the boogie.

Fucking boogie, what a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:22, closed)
I think you mean Wookie

(Document Pocket, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 15:55, closed)
Worst Old English word for an animal trap ever...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Tue 21 Jun 2011, 16:12, closed)
You don't wanna blame it on a Wookie...
If it'll pull your arms off for beating it at chess, what do you think the penalty for alleged shoe-pissing is?
(xaer0mancer, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 18:32, closed)
Fuck off!
It was the sunshine! I don't believe that little kid who says it wasn't -- something tells me he's a 'bad un'.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 17:50, closed)

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