Horrible things I've done to a loved one
You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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I let my son die for all of our sins..
Then I bought shares in Cadburies and watched the big bucks roll in every Easter.
ta,
the boss
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 18:06,
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I thought he hatched all the chocolate eggs ?
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shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:04,
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What about the circular jobbies some of them eat?
I think they call them "wafers" -- I can't think of another market for them especially since they, apparently, turn into your son's flesh in the stomach.
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Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 19:07,
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This is blatantly a massive lie.
Bruce Springsteen never had
anything to do with chocolate companies.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:05,
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"Cadburies"
is not a chocolate company that I am aware of.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:07,
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It's the plural of Cadbury, obviously.
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:28,
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Oh, I am so stupid
all those bars of Cadburies chocolate I have eaten and I had never noticed that's what it said on the label.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:39,
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Are you questioning the typing of our lord god jebus almighty?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:47,
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Not the typing. No.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:52,
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As opposed to Cadbury's, which is the possessive of Cadbury.
Simple, see?
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:58,
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Yes, yes you are.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:03,
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Ha!
Well met, sirrah.
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Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:04,
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I think the sins forgiven ...
Include spellings and grammatical apostrophe mistake's so I'm all good.
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The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 23:59,
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