I had a friend, I've known them for a couple of years, they were sweet & kind @ 1st.
Then the relationship changed.
As I became closer to them and shared more & more of my feelings with them they became more & more ambivalent. They came under the sway of a much more vociferous acquaintance who seems to take great joy in deriding & demeaning people for what seems to be no reason at all. I even considered giving my friend some of my hard earned money to help them with their upkeep.
But eventually this friend became hostile and I would even say "abusive" towards me and to others. I tried to counteract this with some reasoning & rationale - this prompted them to turn into outright bullies. Now I spend my days weeping for our lost friendship & all the magical moments we shared.
Now I just spend my time on bbs and forums to quell the aching in my heart and to ease the solace.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:51, 32 replies)

Ah, come on.
It's not THAT bad here.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:06, closed)

Are you my Friend?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:10, closed)

FWIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEND!
No.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:11, closed)

Oh well never mind these things happen life goes on chin up there there.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:13, closed)

Friends for life?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:21, closed)

What?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:29, closed)

Oh go on.
You know you want to.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:34, closed)

...And then they lezzed out...
*fade to black*
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:38, closed)

To what? Rule the world? Eradicate ugly and stupid people? Go swimming with sharks?
Have a threesome with Natalie Portman and Emma Watson? I know I want to what, exactly?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:39, closed)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semantic_pragmatic_disorder
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:43, closed)

www.b3ta.com
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:49, closed)

Touché

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:01, closed)

There's no such thing as a friend for life any more
Thatcher got rid of that in the 80's

Didn't you get the memo?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:50, closed)

b3ta does seem to be getting very self-referential
Don't think this is a good thing. Hopefully some fluffy topics will revitalse the spirits.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:15, closed)

I wouldn't take up free-diving as a sport
so as to practise holding your breath.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:20, closed)

I just block the trolls
Does mean that I click on threads with 42 replies and I can only see 5 of them.
(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:35, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1251551
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:48, closed)

I got that... eventually

(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:02, closed)

To be honest
I am with you on this one rof.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:37, closed)

Cheers, big ears!

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)

That's cool small penis. x

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:00, closed)

Now that I am a more enlightened soul,
my personal code of ethics is preventing me from pointing out that you are a massive bender.

Curse you, progress.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:40, closed)

Ease the solace?
That doesn't work at all.
(username failed moderation, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:43, closed)

This I am not happy with.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:33, closed)

I've got mumsnet on the phone.
They say not to bother fucking off over there as they can't abide your self pity either.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:55, closed)

^^^^^
Hahaha you reuse old jokes and make them funny again... Lollllz
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:29, closed)

Jesus, even Shamboles took the bait.
I must be doing well.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:34, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 10:47, closed)

The picture burns my eyes.
Kill it with sticks..... Trololllooollloo
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:00, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:06, closed)

Get a room,
and get it over with.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:23, closed)

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:26, closed)

Lovely. I want to sex you up now.

(McChinaman banned, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:52, closed)

www.b3ta.com/questions/horriblethings/post1251924
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:56, closed)

I miss geocities.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:07, closed)

I bet you pronounce it "geocities".

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:36, closed)

"air quotes"

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:52, closed)

Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near Dr s?

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:19, closed)

Because you smell like Trill.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:21, closed)

Hahahahahahaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:26, closed)

l0lz
First time you have ever made me laugh AB.... xx
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:47, closed)

Hello upset-at-AB blue name person.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:27, closed)

Cool.
Does this mean we can just recycle the last five years of /talk jokes and become the Lords of Comedy? Like Europeans conquering the bronze-age technologies of mesoamerica with their gunpowder and their steel?

why do birds suddenly appear
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:56, closed)

*bums*
This will never get old.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:12, closed)

Tee hee hee.
*bums*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:35, closed)

Doubly Bums..

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:19, closed)

*bums in the face*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:53, closed)

Wow! That was so puerile. Nice & cathartic.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:59, closed)

Too late, too late she cried in vain.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 12:46, closed)

I thought this was going to be one of those "Kind regards, Cheryl Cole" type posts so I read all the way to the end. But turns out, it wasn't.
(DBS, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:06, closed)