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Catch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.

(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Communal Living
I was born and brought up in a commune, and let me tell you, there were some seriously strange people there. I wasn't allowed out to school, but had to stay and work for the commune, so it was only much later that I realised quite how strange my situation was. There was one woman (let's call her Liz) who had somehow managed to get herself into position as the 'boss' of the commune. She was big and fat. No, she was huge. She had never been formally chosen as the leader, but she was so charismatic and manipulative that somehow she could always get anyone to do whatever she wanted. She didn't do any work (all the rest of us had to), we had to prepare all her meals and clear up after her. She even made a rule that everyone in the commune would practice celibacy (except for her of course). Everyone was totally under her power. You don't realize it at the time, but living in a place like that can totally destroy your spirit. It was a huge effort for me to leave, but at last I have, and now I'm working hard at making a new life for myself without that controlling influence. The only thing I really miss is the honey.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:28, 15 replies)
Now that
really is a clever one. Nice.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:34, closed)
Wasp all this about then?

That doesn't really work does it?

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:42, closed)
It's about
beeing controlled by some else.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:44, closed)
and very suitable for Beeta.com
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:38, closed)
Please try to beehive yourself.

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:39, closed)
I can't beelieve
nobody else thought of this.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:40, closed)
Clickety Click
Read the next paragraph quickly and without stopping for a breath.

Quite often reading these Qotw's you get an idea what is coming it's not a normal story and I try to guess it before it gets to the end I know I'm just a few lines from the end and it's getting closer and closer and I've not guessed it what is it what is it! and you've done it right down till the very last sodding WORD!

Now breath

A very Very big click
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 16:50, closed)
this bee
the work of a genius.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:02, closed)
Were you allowed to drink 'Bee'r?
Ah, fuck it.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 17:57, closed)
oh my God..
I think you're talking about the cult that all the celebrities are in.

Did you ever meet Pollen Farrell?
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 18:22, closed)
And you could never get a moments privacy:
Even when you needed to take apis.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 21:05, closed)
So far this week my 'first line guesses' have been wrong - you got me. Have a click.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 22:13, closed)
I think...
one of the reasons I didn't get it was the 'Liz' red herring. I was waiting for something about the queen, personally.

(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 23:13, closed)
oh yes ...
... top notch, I had no idea what was coming until the very end.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 20:11, closed)
a well-earned click
from me. that was very intere-
(, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 8:19, closed)

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