Our Fluffeh Flatmate (Shameless Fluffeh-enhanced Entry)
Meet Chewbakka... mostly called "Kitteh" or "Chewie".. or "Dildo" (when kitty's being a dildo) He used to be called Edward... but that's a shit name for a cat. I wasn't allowed to call him "Elwood", Nor was I allowed to call him "Dog 1" so Chewie had to suffice.

Missus Humpty and I got him from a russian lady: he was unwanted an' un-welcome in her home. He's fully vaccinated, chipped and has no nadgers. He's also the perfect combination of softy, sloth, and a toothy and clawed ball of Pure e-bil.

Mostly though he's a bit of a mong, and likes nothing more than attacking carbon fibre rods.







We love him... and he's moving to the country with us :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:11, 11 replies)

Yay for Chewie
Glad to see he's settling in well! Is he still a complete ginger wuss?
( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:40, closed)

Is he still a wuss?
Nah... Absolutely not. He's totally at home and acts like he owns it. He's still not fond of the vacuum cleaner: it's the only thing he hides from :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:08, closed)

Thanks for the fluffeh interlude.
This site needs more kitteh.
( girlinthehole, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:45, closed)

aw

(Snake (on a) Crane FKA thwack, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 19:51, closed)

Optical illusion
For some reason, in the first photo, if I look at the jaw, it looks almost like an eye.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 20:56, closed)

.. that eye..
.. has great big pointy teeth.... :o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 22:04, closed)

He's a lovely little fluffer.
In regard to the first picture, if only humans were that flexible.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 1:15, closed)

@ foolius
Some humans *are* that flexible. Myself for one.


Humpty - I think your moggy must be related to mine - he's a ginger mog called Rupert (AKA Rasputin because he's an evil shite sometimes) and heloves attacking things and then purring in our arms for hours.

Does your cat talk? Rupe does, "Meow meow meow meow!" he never shuts up!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 5:52, closed)

"talking"
He meows every now and then... but not much.

The most regular noise I hear from him is when I've just grown bored of watching him chase the laser-pointer, and he looks quizzically at me and says "Maow-wow?" Complete with the questioning rise in tone at the end... Repeat it, and he'll say it again.

Odd.

I'm trying to teach him to say "cock" but it's not going that well so far....
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 7:38, closed)

Cat speak...
My work colleague insists she had a cat that would say 'ham'.

My own cat (the black and white furrball that is Gif) quite clearly says 'fuck off' - not using words as such, but you can't mistake the look in his eyes when I'm done playing with the laser pointer (cats + laser pointers + smooth floors = hours of fun)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 8:00, closed)

OH MY GOD IT'S FEZ CATS BROTHER!
He looks EXACTLY like my cat.

Fez cat with fez and lips in profile.
( Mrs. Spatum, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:06, closed)