I once chose to live with a bunch of ferral psychopaths who used to steal my food and shit in the bath.
No, wait, it didn't happen. Why the fuck would I do that, unless I was some kind of self-hating masochist?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:56, 30 replies)

your family sounds nice
please tell us more.
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:57, closed)

your stint on 'big brother' sounds nice
please tell us more.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 12:59, closed)

I'd be a self-hating masochist
if I were you
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:05, closed)

Is it always this angry?

( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:08, closed)

owning vast property empires does that to a man

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:10, closed)

Is this one Shambles' parody of the saltwater ozzie?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:17, closed)

nope, this guy's for real.
He's on /OT a bit, and everyone [edit] except Meatsnake [edit ends][edit2] and Monty Boyce aka Richard Mcbeef aka Flouncesaurus [edit 2 ends] thinks he's a wanker.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:38, closed)

lol upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:41, closed)

It's funny, because he behaves exactly how I'd imagine Shambles would behave if he were running a spoof account to troll the site.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:56, closed)

that's the most offensive thing I've ever read
he lives in Basingstoke or something

literally nobody on this site with the possible exception of emvee has anything to envy about him

and possibly psychochomp but only cos he lives in MK and once did a sulky cum in an internerd
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 16:43, closed)

Forgive me.
That's the second time I've incorrectly identified someone as you.

I wish Albert would come back, he was much more fun that this idiot.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 18:42, closed)

I don't

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:56, closed)

oh, sorry, I'll edit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:08, closed)

no don't, i'm waiting for him to say 'thanks m8' so i can say 'not really you stupid cunt!'
don't ruin my moment
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:10, closed)

crossing meatsnake off my christmas card list

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:13, closed)

not really, i think you are alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:27, closed)

you mean "ferrous"

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:55, closed)

bueller
bueller
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 13:57, closed)

If you're mocking others for sharing living quarters
Consider that most only do so when students. If you weren't a student you're probably thick as fuck. If you didn't need to when you were a student then you ponced off your parents' money.
(McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:15, closed)

I think what he's actually saying is he still lives with his mum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:38, closed)

You keep trying to imagine scenarios where I am not better than you, if it makes you happy.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 14:43, closed)

ponced wanked money
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:12, closed)

wanked fingered parents dog
(McChinaman banned, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 15:35, closed)

Only thick cunts go to university.
Unless you're studying law a better use of your, or your parents', money would be to do an apprenticeship or just start working and study anything deemed necessary with the likes of Open University.
The government have already declared that those doing apprenticeship schemes earn more than university graduates in their first job and I've yet to see any evidence that graduates end up being paid more in the long term either.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 14 Mar 2015, 13:10, closed)

^ has never had any mates

( rofl harris, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 17:05, closed)

You're a funny guy.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 13 Mar 2015, 19:13, closed)