Knicker boiling
At university my (now) wife shared a house with a girl who thought the only way to keep her knickers clean was to boil them. Fair enough, you might think. But not if she decided to boil them in the saucepan you normally cook your pasta in, and stir them with the big wooden spoon from the kitchen drawer. And especially not if, when you challenge her about it, she tells you that she's been using that pot and spoon for months and no-one's complained about it yet.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:10, 10 replies)

Can I get that pan?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 17:40, closed)

Best pasta ever. Period.

(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:09, closed)

Very good.

(Roger McGough-Pipe, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:12, closed)

oh replies to win

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 19:35, closed)

roffle

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:16, closed)

When's your Dolmio day?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:22, closed)

ragu week

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 19:03, closed)

would make better paella

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 18:37, closed)

Can't see a problem.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 16 Mar 2015, 20:28, closed)