I'm hullbound
for being a very, very strident atheist and then yelling "Christ!" at the point of orgasm.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:11, 9 replies)

I just yell "Darwin!" when I come.
I get some odd looks, though. Perhaps the bus isn't the best place for it.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:13, closed)

it is
if it's an atheist bus.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:15, closed)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
:D
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 22:48, closed)

This post
clicked HARD
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 21:08, closed)

I that I use God, Christ and good lord in general conversation
But at least I don't say them during sex!

No wait, I do say Oh God. Bugger.

:edit: For fuck sake I can't even type properly. I'm annoyed that I missed out annoyed in the subject...
( Captain V, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:14, closed)

Inappropriate?
The most annoying thing I've heard during sex was "Oh, bugger me! I'm coming!".

What was really annoying was I took it as a request rather than just an exclaimation, got screamed at and then got kicked out of bed.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:15, closed)

Wow!
Are you fucking Our Lord, then?


whispers How is he in bed? Divine, I'll bet.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 17:31, closed)

the late great dave allen once posed the question:
what do agnostics yell at the point of orgasm?

"i dont know, i dont know"
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 11:08, closed)

Bill Hicks
reckoned it was 'Chemical chance! Chemical chance!' for atheists

Vaguely related - I once slept with a woman so middle class she sometimes moaned 'oh golly!' as she came...
(Immy The Great gave himself to Jesus, but now Jesus never calls, Sun 22 Feb 2009, 17:40, closed)