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Overheard the other day: "I've told you before - stop swearing in front of the kids, for fuck's sake." Your tales of double standards please.

(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 12:21)
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Getting from A to B...
If I am a pedestrian, then cars, busses and bikes make me angry.
If I am on a bike, then cars, busses and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am in a car, then pedestrians,busses and bikes make me angry.
If I am on a bus, then cars, pedestrians and bikes make me angry.

I can't travel anywhere without being an utter hypocrite
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:22, closed)
What if you're on a train?
Do you enter a tranquil zen-like state of calm?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:26, closed)
Trains...
...are slightly different.

There's no hypocrisy involved, I just view every single other passenger with an equal, searing hatred.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:31, closed)
Are you, in fact, me?
Clicked.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 13:55, closed)
or
me?
In fact I hate all other pedestrians
"Get out of my way", I shout in my head
All other drivers, I shout out loud at them
Cunts
Other people on trains
Cyclists
People
Everyone
Except, oddly, motorcyclists, they don't get hated at, only envied and scorned for their reckless endangerment, and I ride one...
I am fool
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 20:09, closed)
I agree, but there is one exception!
Bendy Buses! Whatever mode of transport you are using the frickin' things are a pain and hog the whole road/crossing/roundabout etc! Bastards!
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:04, closed)
I would amend this slightly
If I am a pedestrian, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am on a bike, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am in a car, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.
If I am on a bus, then cars, busses, bikes and pedestrians make me angry.

Surely?
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)
It's true though,
it proves that, deep down, we're all a bunch of self-centred, oblivious cunts. Except me of course, I'm perfect. You all make me oh so angry.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)
I'm the same!
I get annoyed at drivers when I'm a pedestrian and at pedestrians when I'm a driver. Then again, I also get annoyed at drivers when I'm a driver...although that's usually reserved for boy racing cunts and the like.
(, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:45, closed)

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