Ummm... me?
Every day, pretty much, I go to the gym and laugh inwardly at the fat pasty people.

Then I go home, see myself in the mirror, and weep.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:29, 7 replies)

You've got quite a long way to go
before you become fat.

In fact, you've got quite a long way to go before you become "not a beanpole".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:34, closed)

Losing another 5-10 kg would be nice, though...
Sadly, I think it would necessitate the removal of a leg. Or a haircut.

:(
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:36, closed)

^
shut it.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:37, closed)

I'll have to.
Otherwise the biscuits'll get in.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 14:38, closed)

Now, I do that too.
I might see a fat person and think "wow, they're really fat." But I've been putting on weight for the last 7-8 years and now look like a blimp. But a blimp that shouldn't look like a blimp. A blomp with too much air inside creating a blimp.

I made a new word - blomp. Small blimp.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:32, closed)

The silly thing is...
... I hover around 72 kilos, so I'm on the borders of underweight.

It doesn't stop me thinking that a weight in the mid-60s or a BMI in the mid-teens would be nice...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 15:44, closed)

that's bollix
even before you take into consideration that you are well over 6ft tall.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Feb 2009, 16:16, closed)