Vegetarians part 186
My bird's friend at school, a vegetarian, bought fish and chips for lunch. My bird queried her choice of food given her "special" diet and was told "a fish is a vegetable".

Cool, we can all be vegetarians and help save the planet, just reclassify animals as vegetables, job done.
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:51, 14 replies)

it's ok to eat fish
because they don't have any feelings
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:58, closed)

I've had this line
going round in my head all day.
( Moey, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:01, closed)

Fish as Vegetables.
If PETA can reclassify fish as "Sea Kittens" then calling a "Fish" a "Vegetable" seems to follow a similar twisted logical track.

www.peta.org/sea_kittens/
(caescarna Hell's Roomba, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 15:59, closed)

that /\ is disguisting
Its like they're talking to a child.
(BarryChuckle, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:19, closed)

Yay! I'm going
sea kitten hunting tomorrow!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:27, closed)

Damn
beaten to it
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)

WHAT THE CUNTING FUCK IS THAT
They're renaming "Fish" to Sea Kittens so that we are less likely to "fish" them?

That's it, I'm going Sea Kittenning this weekend. With a net and some dynamite.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:27, closed)

Surely sea kittens
would be young catfish?
(teff, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:34, closed)

Thats pathetic
Absolutely pathetic.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 20:39, closed)

Sounds like
the vegetable is your bird's friend.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:09, closed)

^ Ding.
I must say I have to agree. =p
( vix0r was not Matthew on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:34, closed)

I said it first!
I've always said fish were just animated vegetables...

They are! It's true, it really is...
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 16:53, closed)

Actually..
Vegetarians are killing the planet - soya is the biggest cause of deforestation in the world, mainly due to food fads as people 'save the planet' by going veggie...damn hippies.

mutter mutter mutter
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 20 Feb 2009, 19:22, closed)

Eat the planet...
...elephants, dolphins, pandas, kittens - makes no difference, eat them all.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Sat 21 Feb 2009, 17:06, closed)