I can't stand intolerant people
and for something completely different.

Use this line of quesitoning/reasoning (if it can be considered that) next time you encounter a devout Christian:

What colour/race was Jesus?
Ask yourself:
What race/religion where his parents?
What is the general physical characteristics of the populace of that area?
What is the chance that a fair skinned, brown haired person was born from a dark skinned black haired populous?

Chatholic propagander still has alot to answer for.
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:36, 10 replies)

10/10 for message
2/10 for spelling.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 13:53, closed)

read my sig
I think I'm doing quite well with a 2/10 for sepllnig
( Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:27, closed)

In Jesus's own words:
"Do not go among the Gentiles, or enter any town of the Samaritans. Go rather to the lost sheep of Israel" (Matthew 10:5-6)

"I was sent only to the lost sheep of the house of Israel" (Matthew 15:24)

Any non-Israeli Christians must be feeling pretty fucking stupid right now.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:20, closed)

Christ on a Ricecake !


Christ on a Ricecake !

came to me earlier...
(The Cats Twat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:17, closed)

Naaah.
"Israel" is figurative, standing for all Jews. And since the Apostles considered themselves Jewish - albeit proselytising Jews....

Besides - it's unlikely that that'd make the god-botherers feel stupid. If a belief in a magic sky-man doesn't, little will..
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:07, closed)

Furthermore...
Historical evidence tells us that Jesus would have had short hair, so I don't know who the hippy people keep seeing on slices of toast is...

PS For future reference:

questioning
were
What are
populace (you were right the first time)
Catholic
propaganda
a lot
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:29, closed)

I have a Chatholic friend
He just can't get enough French pussy.
( Scrumper, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:52, closed)

Don't make me hurt you!
SPANG!!


Truly excellent punnage.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:01, closed)

But Jesus' father was God...
... and everybody knows that God is English!

Ergo, Jesus is English too. Hurrah!
(Papa Chocolat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:26, closed)

Jesus was caucasian

(Click for legible)

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( flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:59, closed)