double standards

I bought a london evening paper the other day and the news agent accidentally gave me 2

Double evening standards!
(dolly gobshite, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:08, 8 replies)

GEDDIT?
Double standards - double Standards - double EVENING Standards!!!!!11111!!!


IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS!!!!


Evening Standards - I said, double Evening Standards, yeah?

*dies laughing*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:21, closed)

Hm
I thought that was quite funny, myself. Or has it been done to death and I've missed it?
(richardm, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:35, closed)

My issue
was more with the unnecessarily laboured delivery. Without the last line it would have worked better.

As a well-know comedian and comedy critic I feel fully qualified to comment *coughbullshitcough*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:53, closed)

Wasabe what?
I thought the delivery was being ironic. Bad puns are better when you point them out ;)

Clickity click clickity
( Sextant goes to him is emotionally erect, on this day, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:35, closed)

I once received 2 cadburys cream eggs
when I'd only paid for one...

...granted, I did have one of um hidden down my pants til I got out of the shop...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:24, closed)

standard

standard standard

or

standard x 2

if you're in a hurry
(The Cats Twat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:24, closed)

Good n00b
I think you'll fit in here.

(Ignore Monty. Being a Provincial, I probably would've missed it...)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:04, closed)

Actually, do ignore me
I can be what's known in the provinces and beyond, as a 'cunt'.

I've been feeling a touch guilty for laying into you there, old bean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:55, closed)