When I say Keira Knightley, a lot of women go right off on one about, of all things, her teeth.
Mrs Vagabond goes right spastic about it.

Men tend to do the righteous "Oh she's too thin" bollocks, like they wouldn't.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:21, 8 replies)

Thin, schmin.
It's fear of splinters that puts us off. Although at least she always seems to have her mouth open whenever snapped, so she's clearly eager to please.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:13, closed)

Unless she has permanently blocked nostrils...

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:17, closed)

Well, she did have after I'd finished

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:27, closed)

I've seen her relatively close up...
...while she was filming in St Martin's Lane a while back.

IRL she's even thinner looking and her face is slightly oddly proportioned.

But I did hear that she didn't fancy me much either.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 6 Oct 2011, 16:53, closed)

She's called Ikea Knightley
round our way: wooden and packed flat.
( uncle bastard is twanging a dan moi, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:12, closed)

Best reply I've seen all day.
Well played, there.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 2:38, closed)

She's quite pretty, but has the body of a young boy.
Get yourself to Bangkok.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:41, closed)

Commonly known
Commonly known around my place as "Tiny Tits" since she displayed them in The Duchess, or whatever it was called.

My 12 years old daughter has bigger ones than her!
(whiskas loved by 8 out of 10 cats, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:01, closed)