Failing that, Miss Hoolie from Balamory.
Whoa, mama!
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:28, 10 replies)

what, rat woman?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:31, closed)

Mildy rodent-like, granted...
But as you've probably ascertained from my previous post, I can hardly be considered a benchmark of taste where the fairer sex is concerned...
(Billy The Fish wants to gargle with Lucy Pinder's bath water, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:41, closed)

fair enough

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:11, closed)

The geordie lass in the wheelchair,
Pocket or Sweet? Whichever, her. Geordie accents are proper sexy.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:56, closed)

I will go to hell for saying this, but she reminds me of "Quagmire" from Family Guy.

Sorry, I'm not being mean, that's just my strange association.
(mcnelson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:24, closed)

giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity

(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:22, closed)

Josie Jump; it's all in the name.
(mcnelson, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:25, closed)

Which one?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:30, closed)

I felt the same way....
.... when I had to suffer watching Balamory day after day when my daughter was a toddler. Fantasising about how Miss Hoolie would prefer the throbbin' robin was the only thing that made it tolerable. In fact, I started to look forward to it.......
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:26, closed)

Dream on.
She'd never leave PC Plum...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:31, closed)