Well then
I have had a bit of a thing for Sheridan Smith for years. Since 2 pints really. She's my chavy crush.

Even though that fat bell-piece James Corden has had a go glazing her norks, I still would like my turn.

I don't actually really want to have sex with her, though I wouldn't refuse, I just think it would be in keeping if she noshed me off in the bogs.

On another note, I will often watch Glee with the wife. Not out of fairness because she has to watch the football but because I fancy pretty much 90% of the female casts. Especially the angry PE teacher lady for some reason...
( Dervel OTBC, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:36, 6 replies)

Her off 2 Pint Of Lager...?
I don't think "looking common" puts her in "iffy" territory.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 9:51, closed)

That, oik, depends on your standards

( Dervel OTBC, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:07, closed)

I prefer the other one
with the curly hair. She looks like she could take the cap off a bottle without her hands.
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:45, closed)

Donna (Natalie Casey): Oh hell yeah
Perky little tits, angry, aggressive, sarcastic, swears like a squaddie: what's not to like?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:00, closed)

It's like everyone on the telly, they're one thing in a show and then in real life they're a posh git who talks about charity and acting.

I hate charity!
(chuckle_h0und You furnish the pictures, I'll furnish the war, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:44, closed)

At last.
A valid reason to hate James Corden. Envy might be petty but it's all I've got.

As for Sheridan Smith, I'd smash the granny out of that and come back for my own seconds.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:12, closed)