Queenie
...from Blackadder II. Even the voice does it for me.

No idea why.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:25, 9 replies)

Not even slightly iffy

(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:30, closed)

This.
Every straight male in the land would.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:32, closed)

^This.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:32, closed)

...really?
I've always considered this something to be ashamed of. My mates take the piss out of me whenever it comes up.

...then again they are mostly straight women.
(a gun that fires other, smaller guns full of jizz, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:35, closed)

Miranda Richardson is sexy,
but Queenie has the mind of a small child, thus making you a nonce. Bad luck.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:49, closed)

By that logic
some older-minded school children would be "on the market".
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:41, closed)

Nice try,
but the judge won't buy it.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:54, closed)

Ah.
The voice of experience speaks.
(ThatNiceMan thought he was being funny, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:46, closed)

I agree,
on a different note, your sig just made me spit wine all over my keyboard and lap. nicely done.
( Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:25, closed)