Greg Davies
The guy who plays Mr Gilbert in The Inbetweeners.

I know it's wrong and my closest friends have all looked on in horror/wet themselves laughing when I've confessed to my unlikely crush, but he's sexy as hell.
(ThursdayNext drowning in gin on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:51, 7 replies)

If you can lure him away from his wife,
I'll be eternally grateful fwapping, alone, in the basement.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:55, closed)

Oh Noes!
Is he married? I thought he was still 'available'.
(ThursdayNext drowning in gin on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:14, closed)

To Lucy Porter, I believe.
Damn them both.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:23, closed)

I thought they were just mates
The different in stature is frankly comical.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:56, closed)

You believe wrong
She's married to Justin Edwards (also unfeasible tall and ribticklingly funny)
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:08, closed)

I heart him so very much. Even if he would most probably suffocate me.
(ToysForBigBoys would spread her legs for Nick Clegg., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:49, closed)

Right there with you
It's the lovely tallness with the sometimes sternness mixed with the occasional corpsing when he's on TV. I haven't told anyone.
(The Caped Avenger's other sidekick needs a lasagne, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:09, closed)