full bodied with a hint of bullshit....
Went through a bit of a mental breakdown type thing when I was around 23-24 and developed a MAA-HOO-SIVE crush on Jilly Goolden!

Wrote off to the BBC (this was the days before the tinterweb) asking for a signed photo....

And I got one through the post! but someone had written on the back "Dear Pervert, you should be locked up"

Now all I had done is ask for a signed photo not for her to roger me with a donkey's cock strapped to a pneumatic drill!

So I wrote back and had the producer of Food and Drink phone me to apologise profusely...

I did ask why Jilly had wrote such a comment, "Oh it was probably a temp who signed it and wrote the message" was his reply...

So Jilly hadnt actually signed it...I was heart broken!

Soon got over her and went back to fantasizing about popular BP duo Sarah Greene and Janet Ellis and also Nicola Bryant :)
(Lip Up Fatty Fatty Reggae still loves BBQ food on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:49, 7 replies)

At a rough guess, no one under the age of 30,
will have any idea what you're on about!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, closed)

Has she drunk herself to death yet?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:19, closed)

In their defense
they had addressed it correctly!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:27, closed)

Nicola Bryant is still very hot.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:34, closed)

so anyway, there i was in the guggenheim in bilbao, looking at the warhol exhibition,
when there was jilly goolden and her mum, behind me. which was nice.

/works for a cruise line
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, closed)

You should be locked up
Pervert
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, closed)

Mental image
I'm getting cheese, with a slight undertone of piss.... and also of her gargling and spitting into a bucket....
(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:39, closed)