oh god, i'd almost forgotten this
as a wee Smash, i'd sit with my siblings of an evening and watch telly. we were all very keen on a show called You Bet!, mostly for the daft stunts people would do.
however, there was another reason i watched: Matthew Kelly. yes, i had a huge crush on that beardy weirdy, all the way through my early years and into my teens. i can't explain it, i have absolutely no idea why i liked him, i just know that i did.
i still get stick off my brother and sisters about that one. i can't say i blame them.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:47, 8 replies)

How 'wee' were you?
you may have had a chance...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:52, closed)

i was about 7
probably a bit old, really
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:53, closed)

He
Was more interested in little boys than little girls....Allegedly.

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/2663189.stm
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:57, closed)

ah yes, i remember that

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:02, closed)

That's what I was, not very successfully, hinting at.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)

it's been a long day
many things going right over my head :(
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:14, closed)

yeah thats the problem with a double leg ampuation

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:35, closed)

He
Was absolutely cleared of all charges.The poor guy had his career ruined by all the allegations and he was tried and convicted by the media before he had a chance to defend himself. For his take on it watch his interview with Frank Skinner here www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0Vxi1qo9yA&feature=watch_response

It really is car crash tv and well worth seeing
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:56, closed)