Dancebiscuits reminds me,
does Queenie in Blackadder 2 count? Or is that not particularly iffy? Especially to a 13 year old?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:14, 4 replies)

She was Ginger
to be fair.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 14:35, closed)

Not only has she already been mentioned, but you fail on 2 counts:
1) Miranda Richardson is attractive, thus this isn't an iffy crush
2) Queenie is clearly a child, trapped in the body of a woman, making you a nonce (granted, this is an iffy crush, but you've outed yourself as a paedo).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:53, closed)

Yay

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, closed)

One of us,
one of us...
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:56, closed)