hmmmmmmmm....
@ a sleepover w/ my bff, i invented a game called scenario. for scenario, 1 person gives another person a scenario and the person has to say what they would do in that situation. kinda lame but..........
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 22:13, Reply)

Yet Another!
One day at school a group of us were ment to be doing some technical thing for a TV crew that came to our school. However the bitches left us in the school hall. So we played loud music and basically pissed about all day. We then relized how far you could slide a chair on the wooden floor. So we set up some chairs ten pin bowling style. Got our mate to lie on another chair and threw him headfirst into the chairs. Game scored pretty much the same as normal bowling except you need teams of preferably 3 people. 2 to push and 1 to be on the chair.(Stole the idea of Jackass but it was fun so who cares?) I've actually got a pic somewhere... I'll post it once I find it...
(I Want Billy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:55, Reply)

OHYEAHOFCOURSETHISONE!!
once we were at some careers' day shitty shitty gang bang thing, where it was a HUGE room with lots of companies all advertising their shit (twas in schooltime btw)

well, a group of us were wandering around when we found some guy in a suit from learndirect. so we followed him/her/it around for about 30 minutes (honestly!) while praying and saying "oh mighty one" etc etc.

we were pondering for ages at how long it would go on, until he/she/it lead us to the fucking learndirect stall. silly cunt, ruining our childhood fun (yes, i'm still a child..)

luckily we had balloon sword-fights afterwards so it was ok

sorry for the length... :$
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:54, Reply)

word game
Go around in a circle, each person saying a letter. each additional letter has to have the potential of making an english word, but cannot conclude one. The person who makes a full word loses. A game might go
p, i, c, t, Then someone could say o or u to take it in a new direction, towards pictogram or picture etc.

One time we got to o, b, v, i, o and my friend alex was next: "I don't know any words like that. that can't possibly make a word...."
(malepillpt13, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:48, Reply)

just thought of more
first one works real good in spanish class. it's called "Mr. Diaz". when someone says diez or anything that sounds like diaz, you just look at them and say DIAZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!

another one is "The Bottle Game". you need an empty gatorade bottle with cap. just drop the bottle on a table or something from a couple inches up and try to get the bottle to land cap side up.
(scottish_porn_star, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:45, Reply)

For long driving trips.
You must play cow..
when you see a cow(s) you yell cow..
you get a point..
when you see a cemetary, you yell "I Stole all your cows!!".. all their cows become yours..
Play until someone gets to a certain number..
then you die :-)

oh yeah a herd of cows only counts a one cow UNLESS they are on the other side of a fence, separate from the rest
( Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:43, Reply)

forgot this one...
1) buy sugar
2) go into a crowd
3) throw it at people
4) see if they notice

or..

1) walk along with someone, about 1/2 metres apart
2) when someone walks towards you, both jump inwards
3) laugh as they get really really really really confused and don't know where to go and cry moowhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
4) buy your medication
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:42, Reply)

burt reynolds
when you're having a conversation with someone, try to get them to say WHO? Then you come back with BURT REYNOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(scottish_porn_star, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, Reply)

ooh ooh i remembered another
bit of a pub one this and again its not meant in a malicious or hurtful way it was invented by my genius mate 'our Dave' called thats my black!
dead easy when in the pub or in general (if your hardcore) you just claim a cool/cult/obscure black person in showbiz as your black hence... Lando Callrisian thats my black
response: ah well Trisha now thats my black
dead easy and added to my chronicles of wrong
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:36, Reply)

It's called "how far can you go before your teacher cries"
it's dead fun
( Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:33, Reply)

wrong oh so wrong
some of the slightly more wrong games me and my sister like to play are based around rather smashing b3ta games.

firstly: pregnant or fat? quite simple spot a large lady and conclude up the duff or to into food - simple

secondly: dwarf or child? not one to be played loudly, single out a person of miniscule size and debate upon their stature to determin if in fact they are yet to bloom or just one of gods mishaps (is that PC - dunno) i never said they were freindly games but in my defence your honour i'm not a malicious person and the targets never hear me so that makes it ok right? do i still get to go to heaven???
(ApathyBoy ApathyBoy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:31, Reply)

In reply to Ibe Happy
We kinda played pass the sneeze except we did it with coughing. We each took it in turn to cough all the way up one row and down the next untill one person in the class didnt realize or the teacher caught us. Got us through some pretty borin German lessons. Also askin the teacher what "Essen mein schiezer!" ment also was fun.
(I Want Billy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:30, Reply)

in bed
sort of like that one post, about tagging "in my pants" to the ends of phrases.
In bed is fun when eating chinese food with friends and you get to the fortune cookies. "You are admired for your giving nature...in bed."
(fantastic german, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 21:11, Reply)

I didn't make them up, but playing them was always impromptu
1. The Vagina game.
Take movie titles (or songs or books) and replace a word with vagina (e.g. silence of the vaginas, and vagina of the lambs, both work) this can go for long times, as long as you can remember titles that work well.
( Or is it?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, Reply)

2. Playing in my pants.
Add the phrase "in my pants" to the end of everything you say. Works best if you have a regular conversation while doing it, where it makes everything an innuendo.
( Or is it?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, Reply)

3. Paper (American) football.
you fold up a piece of paper the long way, and then roll it up into a small triangle. take a long table, and you get 2 taps to try and get it to hang over the opposite edge without falling over. that counts as 6 points. then you stand it on its end and try to flick it through "goalposts" made by your hands, or get it half over the edge in one flick for the two point conversion. Works great for tournament play.
( Or is it?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, Reply)

4. Pennies
this only worked with tables we had on a classs at school. long tables with a series of small holes drilled at the ends about 5in apart, and just big enough for a penny to fit into. the goal is to roll the penny on it's side from your end and get it into the hole at the other end. you could also try and throw/bounce it in for 3 points.
( Or is it?, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, Reply)

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Marion. When someone in the group belches they must say 'marion' before anyone else. If they don't they are subject to 'a kicking' until either they touch a door handle or everyone is bored. A secondary rule is that this does not apply outside so anyone who says marion (belcher or otherwise) also gets a kicking.
Pro-celebrty rules: One must touch a cathedral as opposed to a door handle.
(sleipnir, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:33, Reply)

Goad substitute teachers.
In reply to the masked cheese, it took the trouble of going to uxbridge to try that out. I got some weird looks, sat there rolling coins off the stairs.

We play 'funny' games at school, such as shift-your-desks-back-a-few-inches-every-time-the-teacher-turns-round-until-you're-all-ten-feet-back, and pass the sniff, which is strangely addictive.

Another one is when you get a substitute teacher, and whenever they do anything you don't like, you say 'our other teacher always lets us, miss/sir/blob'. Then, when your teacher gets back- 'the other teacher told us to do it'.
(ibehappy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:30, Reply)

Ooh! I have one you can play at school!
If you ever have a substitute teacher or a new teacher and they give you a piece of paper for the class to do a register. You know when a kid writes their name and passes it on and then they wright their name etc... It sounds so simple but if you add a few random funny names it's hilarious. Examples are Paul McOck or Phil McCracken. Best one yet though must be in ICT. We've just got this shiny, black African teacher that can barely speak English and has the biggest blood-shot eyes ever. She gave the register out we wrote our names plus a certain someone. Next lesson she reads out "Bob Marely" in her dodgy accent. The whole class burst out laughing. Sounds crap but when your there and you know the people it's high-larious!
(I Want Billy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 20:17, Reply)

I have 4 Games!
Me and my mates have 4 games we play.
Firstly and ultimatly the best is Dying Giraffe Poker. It's just basic Poker rules except the winner has to make the sound of a dying giraffe. (See South Park The Movie) *Mwah! Mmmwah!*
Second is penny rolling. Theres no real winner or looser in this game. You simpley role a penny or 2p into a crowd of people and see how long it can go and try and try to follow it. I found a great place to play it in Uxbridge, there's a big stone stairway in the Pavilions and if you role it off there either towards the shoe shop or the place on the other side it bounces and roles so cool!
Next is Sperm Swimming. Find the biggest crowd you can find and try and barge through it shouting "Sperm! Sperm!" or "Egg! Must find the Egg!" It's fun I tell you.
Last but by no means least is Slut Hunting. Go out anywhere and I bet you will find a few sluts. Next thing to do is either pass them by saying as many names under your breath as possible without being noticed eg Slut Whore Slapper Biatch Prossy etc... or you can stalk them for as long as possible without being noticed. Some simple games but they keep me entertained in my little life!
(I Want Billy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:56, Reply)

The accent game
My mates and i often dare eachother to 'be' certain accents. I once had to be welsh and go into a fabric shop to buy a strip of leopard print cloth... very funny boyo! It works especially well if you can invent a new lifestory to accompany it and introduce yourself to someone.
(lovesushi, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:37, Reply)

oooh!oooh!another one:)
Just thought of another one...while at boarding school(yes i said boarding school...cue excessive homosexual puns...*sigh*)
We had a habit of finding some weedy 1st year, chucking them in a cupboard,locking them in and spraying mucho deoderant into said cupboard, points were scored for length of time before said 1st yr passed out....i seem to remember one day when someone suggested lighting the remaining fumes...goddamn is it hard to hide the smell of a singed , sobbing first year!...*weeps* ah the school daze...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:31, Reply)

Add-on to 'Tally the catchphrase'
Requires at least 2 people. Each person chooses a catchphrase. When the winning catchphrase is uttered a set number of times, the person who chose it must exclaim "(insert name of catchphrase uttering person)-go"

(e.g Ben-go! or Jim-go!)

It's much clearer than i've made it seem
(The Spelling Police, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:20, Reply)

A truely filthy game...
I have a game which , in fairness,can only be played by one person...no not that!well..no!
What it is,is when going at it with me bird, i see just how insulting i can be with the dirty talk...you'd be surprised how far you can go with this guys!i believe i got to the level where i said"im badgering your cheesy pissflaps" before she twigged what i was doing and i nearly lost a testicle....why dont women understand how funny sex can be?!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:06, Reply)

Crap Films We Wish We'd Made
You make up crap premise for a film, and it's name. It got me and my mate through a 400 mile round trip with only one tape a couple of weeks back.

For example: A Film about a German bloke trying to catch 40 winks in a field, but is being kept up by mooing cows - SLEEPLESS IN ZE CATTLE.

A Biopic about a dyslexic rally driver - LARRY.

All good.
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 19:00, Reply)

hunchbacks
bored in cornwall one evening, me and the rest of the band started our new game.
We would wait until a car was approaching, then one of us would run from the woods, and across the road, Then the rest of us chased him, brandishing sticks, lurching, and with pillows stuffed under our jumpers to look as odd as possible.
Don't know if anyone was particularly scared by us, but I did have some explaining to do when my parents drove past.
(ciaran57, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:58, Reply)

Double Sellotape a Llama
Back in the funksome days of uni a mate & I developed a word game in which the idea was to come up with the lest related word possible.

For example: Stapler - Wildebeast.

You freedom of choice to choose any words except in the following circumstances:

1) Badger must be followed Roadkill. Which must be followed by a roadkill again (double roadkilling a badger). if the second roadkill is badgered the badgerer loses.

2) a Llama must be sellotaped. Same process as above.

3) Frond wasn't allowed. For it is Satan's word.

And then you carried on until you couldn't hold your beer glass or spliff. Or until your girlfriend hit you.
(Lord of the Pies, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:48, Reply)