Lovely meal
I made my girlfriend a lovely stir fry last night. I served it up and we sat down; candles, table cloth, romantic music, the fucking works. Then I suddenly remembered something:

"I bought a dog today," I said.

"Oh," she replied, brightening up a bit. "Where is it?" And she went to stand. "Is it in the kitchen?"

"Ummm - sort of... Well, you're eating a bit of it now..."
( SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 12:58, 11 replies)

Horrid boy
frowns
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:01, closed)

Mmmm that reminds me...
I intend to break my physical limit for the consumption of Chinese takeaway whilst watching the football tonight.


Nommity nom nom
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 27 May 2009, 13:01, closed)

Having sampled the food at the Ricoh
I'd be suprised, nay, AMAZED if there wern't the remains of at least ten species of exotic animal anus in the burgers...

(Tastes nice though, your average wilderbeast sphincter - when still attached to the animal when its alive, mind...)
( SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, closed)

I could be wrong but I think traditional Chinese food is cat and traditional Korean food is dog.
Can't trust anyone anymore if your local Chinese takeout serves dog!
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:38, closed)

I've eaten plenty of dog in my time...
Thinking about it, I should never have bought a house with her...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:43, closed)

Hmmm
and I was going to do that with pizza, but now I'm thinking 4 portions of noodles
(hating swallows is 20 yards from the nearest Jaffa cake, Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, closed)

How...
Did that go down...
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 27 May 2009, 13:16, closed)

was in China last year..
and ate dog without realising it (conference banquet so just kept bringing different dishes out). On a side note the breed of dog Chows are called this because they are eaten.
(Studentken is looking for motivation on, Wed 27 May 2009, 15:42, closed)

Ugh!
If I ever ate dog I think i'd feel ruff!
(nonstopdancer, Wed 27 May 2009, 17:24, closed)

arf!

( kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 27 May 2009, 19:54, closed)

There is one province here in Thailand where they still eat dog
I've been told the black ones are the tastiest

Mmmmm
(lurkylurklurk swings more, Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, closed)