
I'm now the owner of a monster trampoline that's nearly too big for the garden. Tell us your retail disasters and triumphs.
( , Thu 21 May 2009, 11:52)
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I made my girlfriend a lovely stir fry last night. I served it up and we sat down; candles, table cloth, romantic music, the fucking works. Then I suddenly remembered something:
"I bought a dog today," I said.
"Oh," she replied, brightening up a bit. "Where is it?" And she went to stand. "Is it in the kitchen?"
"Ummm - sort of... Well, you're eating a bit of it now..."
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 12:58, 11 replies)

I intend to break my physical limit for the consumption of Chinese takeaway whilst watching the football tonight.
Nommity nom nom
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:01, closed)

I'd be suprised, nay, AMAZED if there wern't the remains of at least ten species of exotic animal anus in the burgers...
(Tastes nice though, your average wilderbeast sphincter - when still attached to the animal when its alive, mind...)
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:11, closed)

Can't trust anyone anymore if your local Chinese takeout serves dog!
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:38, closed)

Thinking about it, I should never have bought a house with her...
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 13:43, closed)

and I was going to do that with pizza, but now I'm thinking 4 portions of noodles
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 16:49, closed)

and ate dog without realising it (conference banquet so just kept bringing different dishes out). On a side note the breed of dog Chows are called this because they are eaten.
( , Wed 27 May 2009, 15:42, closed)

I've been told the black ones are the tastiest
Mmmmm
( , Thu 28 May 2009, 10:58, closed)
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