I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call a large grey land mammal that trunkfucks it's own kidsA sickophant
(, Tue 22 Apr 2025, 20:18, 1 reply, 4 hours ago)
"How To Become A Blacksmith"By Anne Ville
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 22 Apr 2025, 13:11,
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I went to France as I was obsessed with buying new pans for my kitchen but whenever I asked for the shop they sent me to a churchThey just couldn't understand my Le Creuset fix
(, Sun 20 Apr 2025, 9:23, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
How is a b3ta compo like a big pile of horse shit?Obv
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 15 Apr 2025, 4:54,
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What's the difference between a policeman's baton and a magician's wand?An owl
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 23:56,
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Dave Gahan is unable to buy an egg during the great French egg shortage.He just can't get un oeuf!
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I was going to write a joke about procrastination but I’ll do it tomorrow
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Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 13:56,
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what's got five heads and three arseholes?An owl
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 14 Apr 2025, 13:42,
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Why is one species of rodent funnier than all the others?The timing of the shrew.
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Do you know the secret of good comedy?brb
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 12 Apr 2025, 19:33,
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latest was 1 week ago)
Did you know the Chancellor of the Exchequer was constipated?They could hardly budge it!
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$$ ✅, Thu 10 Apr 2025, 12:45,
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latest was 2 weeks ago)
No I didn't, what *is* the secret of good comedy?(, Tue 8 Apr 2025, 13:19, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
What do Imperial Starfighter Pilots call the distinctive musky smell in the cockpits of their Twin Ion Engine fighters?TIE ming
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What did the Beatles do when they ran out of Skiffle?got Skiffleless
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What's the best solution when you want to transport ancient Chinese pottery safely?Tie Ming.
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Why is it hard to find a bit of peace and quiet in Mongolia?Because everywhere you go it's just Yak Yak Yak.
(, Sun 6 Apr 2025, 11:25, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Which 80s synth-pop-turned-post-rock group is a three-wheeled motorcycle rickshaw?Tuk Tuk
(, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 16:33, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Did you hear what the secret of good comedy is?(
Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 14:48,
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2 weeks ago)
What does one call a big dog who can use spreadsheets?Excel bully
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Fitznicely into a thimble, Sat 5 Apr 2025, 14:34,
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Which 80s synth-pop-turned-post-rock group is a social media and short-form online video platform?TokTok
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Why is the Legend Of Sleepy Hollow asexual?Because it's got no Hedonism.
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Remember that episode of Star Trek where Captain Kirk cloned himself and turn the starship into a brothel?"Enterprise - Rent A Krik!"
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Which 80s synth-pop-turned-post-rock group was formed by the bass player from the Monkees and his brother?Tork Tork
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What do you get if you subtract 3.14 from an opinion?An onion.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2025, 12:03, 4 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
Why is Joseph not part of the Holy Family?He's not relative.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 29 Mar 2025, 19:37,
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