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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Which lead singer of KISS is extremely frugal, stingy, or unwilling to spend money and resources?
Gene Parsimonious.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 13:55, Reply)
Who is the lead singer of a KISS tribute band?
Gene Similar
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 13:28, Reply)
Which lead singer of KISS is ranked by his number of surnames?
Gene per Simmons
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 13:07, Reply)
Which housebuilder is also the lead singer of KISS?
Gene Persimmons
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Feb 2026, 11:24, Reply)
which process of determining the order of nucleotides in DNA is the lead singer of KISS?
Gene Sequencing
(piss and shit, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 10:18, Reply)
Which ejaculate soaked denim trouser is also the lead singer of KISS?
Jean Semens
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 16 Feb 2026, 7:28, Reply)
Which British actress was not the lead singer of KISS?
Jean Simmons
(Covid69 Boris variant., Sun 15 Feb 2026, 20:01, Reply)
Which global technology leader driving innovation in industry, infrastructure and mobility through digital transformation is the lead singer of KISS?
Gene Siemens
(piss and shit, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 19:09, Reply)
Which monkeys are the lead singer of KISS
Gene Simians
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:40, Reply)
Which frontman is also the lead singer of KISS?
Gene Synonyms
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:07, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
Which order to appear in court is the lead singer of Kiss?
Gene Summons!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 2:01, 4 replies, latest was 2 days ago)
Which fictional serial killer always gets baked?
Bready Krueger!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 1:54, Reply)
which fruit is the lead singer of KISS?
Gene Persimmons
(piss and shit, Sat 14 Feb 2026, 8:43, Reply)
Which vegetable is the lead singer of kiss?
Aubergine Simmons
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Feb 2026, 16:51, Reply)
Which political leader likes a bit of cultured yogurt?
Skyr Starmer
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:53, Reply)
Who was like the most totally rad dude violinist ever?
Ya-hoodie Menuhin.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:25, Reply)
Which AI model can't be bothered to cook tonight?
Chat chippy tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2026, 7:14, 2 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
Did you hear the single coordinate point in space passed away?
It got dimensionia
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 22:43, Reply)
How did Cornish tin miner Ross establish which animals Noah rescued from the great flood?
Polled Ark.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 6:06, Reply)
A note to all the naysayers out there...
people usually say "no" nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 19:13, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Which political leader is going to win in the Winter Olympics?
Skier Starmer
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 15:57, 5 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
What is a really dirty way of storing digital data?
On a seedy rom.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 12:32, Reply)
What has ICE officers' behaviour NOT been these past few days?
Pretti Goode.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 28 Jan 2026, 2:51, Reply)
All apologies in advance but here’s the least hilarious one I know
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to a job interview at KFC, I hope he gets the job, he’s worked hard on his BTEC and GSCEs all year to go to KFC.

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Yeah that was unfunny as hell, all apologies for what’s probably the worst joke you’ve read in your life.. Oopsie daisy.
(SillyMattPiez This piez can’t silly like no other, Tue 27 Jan 2026, 20:58, Reply)
Two photographers walk into a bar
The bartender says, "Hi. What kind of shots do you guys want to do?"
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Thu 22 Jan 2026, 1:34, Reply)
Did you hear about the angry sushi chef?
He was always losing his tempura.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 21 Jan 2026, 16:08, Reply)
I visited Lisbon recently and asked him how the next Dusran Dusran album is getting along.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jan 2026, 10:25, Reply)
I visited Lisbon recently and went on the tram.
I had derailey good time
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Jan 2026, 16:25, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
I visited Lisbon recently and went to the Moorish quarter.
I've been wanting to go back ever since.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 19 Jan 2026, 16:58, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
Neil Diamond always liked to take a smooth cruise to Egypt. His favourite company to use for the occasion was the
Svelte Cairo Line
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2026, 10:48, Reply)

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