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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I don't understand anything the kids are saying these days.
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(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)
Donald Trump’s Presidency

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Police followed a magician into the airport…
…but he just disappeared into Finnair.
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LGBBQ
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Well duh.
(Ghost Moustache, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:14, Reply)
I identify as an attack helicopter lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:42, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
What's the angriest part of Wales?
The Glower Peninsula.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 28 Oct 2025, 17:03, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Waitperson, waitperson, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes but they identify as a crouton so they're allowed in there.


I'm Sorry I've Written A Woke
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 19:40, 5 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
You might be a redneck, if:
You might be a redneck if you pee outside more than 3 times a week. Twice for women.
(danalan Pretty good, for an amateur., Tue 21 Oct 2025, 0:56, 4 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)
'Distilling three "I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke" threads into one punchline Part 2'
By Chris de Burgervan.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 23:34, Reply)
How do you think the unthinkable with big eyebrows?
With a Crith de Berg
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:44, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and sticks to your clothes if you go for a walk in the countryside?
Chris de Burr
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:10, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and a reckless pursuit of profit which substantially contributed to the genocide perpetrated by the Myanmar military against the Rohingya people in 2017?
Chris de Zuckerburgh
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:33, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF?
Chris de Bark
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:47, Reply)
Who is so ashamed of his big eyebrows that he covers his entire body and face, with a mesh panel for his eyes?
Chris de Burka!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:15, Reply)
what's got big eyebrows and is a breakfast staple made of live worms and said by a Klingon ventriloquist?
Chris de Gagh
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:22, 1 reply, 5 weeks ago)
what's got big eyebrows and is a breakfast staple made of pig and said by a ventriloquist?
Chris de Gacon
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:57, Reply)
what's got big eyebrows and is made of sponge and marzipan?
Batten de Burgh
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 17:59, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and is really scary?
Chris de BAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:24, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and cannot pass?
Chris de Balrog

alt: Liam Gallagher with his arse sewn shut
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 12:54, 1 reply, 5 weeks ago)
What's got big eyebrows and STAR WARS!?!
Chris De Borg!
(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 14:56, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and grumbles a lot?
Cross de Burgh
(Christine Wood, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 14:43, Reply)
Court Shart by Jobbie Cochran

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:28, Reply)

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