British sweet manufacturer develops a spherical, segmented cocoa based confection, flavoured with the fruit from the genus rutaceae.
Terry's Chocolate Orange.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 28 Nov 2025, 20:35, 1 reply, 7 hours ago)

American standup comedian Jerry Seinfeld's diminutive fratboy friend is able to vocally project a specific vowel to an impressive distance
Jerry's Jocklet O Range
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 hours ago)

British professional golfer Ted Ray (1877–1943) ran out of tinder, and had to ignite his Aga using the wooden wedge he used to stop his car from rolling down his steep driveway.
T. Ray's chock lit a range.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 10:37, 1 reply, 16 hours ago)

Have you heard about the monument discovered in a town in south west Wales containing a ring of portals constructed from soft dense metal originally mined in Scotland?
Tenby's jock lead door henge
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:57, 2 replies, latest was 16 hours ago)

How did people react to the news that a conservative prime minister had performed oral sex on a male pig?
Tories cocklicked boar retch
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 28 Nov 2025, 0:41, Reply)

Charles Palmer-Tompkinson's daughter used to run an exotic brothel for animal prostitutes. One Christmas she was up in court and was compelled to recount one of her aquatic charge's complete sexual history. It was
Tara's shark-harlot whorage
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 21:10, Reply)

The new easy-to-open packaging on the Geologists' gift packs did nothing to improve the predictable contents.
They were a tear-ease shockless ore range.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 19:55, 2 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

Jared Leto, inspired by 'Stormin' Norman Schwartzkopf, has sold the Iranian government a new Military Tactic that they'll be rolling out to their troops this Christmas. It's:
Tehran's Shock/Awe Leto Rage
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 9:30, Reply)

A busy life as a celebrity and poor performance by the builders meant Mary Berry's French chateau extension took far, far longer than expected, truly it was
Berry's Shock Late Orangerie
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 27 Nov 2025, 6:51, Reply)

What do you call the deceased wild asian ass born in czechoslovakia that belonged to the 68th United States secretary of state?
John Kerry's czech late onager
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 20:03, Reply)

One Christmas back in the 70's, Terry Nutkins tried to sell a selection of sculptures specifically designed to resemble his favourite aquatic mammals. They were fashioned from burnt wood. That's right! it was
Terry's Charcoal Otter Range
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 15:25, 4 replies, latest was 21 hours ago)

What do you get if you cross a male former England football team captain with a spherical item of confectionery, Anthony Burgess' 1962 dystopian satirical black comedy novel, and a large ape, mostly found in Borneo?
John Terry's Clockwork Orangutan
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:44, Reply)

Did you know Rachel Reeves was constipated?
She could hardly budget!
( $$ ✅, Wed 26 Nov 2025, 14:24, 2 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

What do you get if you cross a male former England football team captain with a spherical item of confectionery and a large ape, mostly found in Borneo?
John Terry’s Chocolate Orangutan
( kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 3 days ago)

Cassandra and Rodney were enveloped in a passionate kiss.
Cassandra broke from the moment.
"There's a condom in the drawer," she said.
"But... we... oh, bladdy hell," replied Rodney.
Rodney opened the top drawer and picked out a condom. Just as he began to unwrap it, the door swung open.
It was Del Boy, Mike, Grandad, Uncle Albert, Trigger, Boyce and Denzel.
"What choo playin' at, Rodney, you plonker?" blasted Del.
Rodney scrambled to cover himself and Cassandra.
"What the bladdy hell are you lot doing here?" Rodney shot back.
"You are a plonker, Rodders," said Del.
Boyce gazed down at Rodney's crotch. "Plonker is being a little generous, I think," Boyce said.
They all laughed.
"Oi, you leave little Rodney alone," interjected Grandad, "It's not his fault he inherited the Trotter baby cock."
They all laughed again, even Del Boy. It suddenly dawned on Del that Grandad was also talking about him.
Boyce noticed Del stopped laughing and laughed at him.
"Alright, Dave?" Trigger piped up.
"I was until you lot turned up," replied Rodney.
"Having a round of toast, were ya, Dave?"
"Ere, during the war..." Uncle Albert pipped. Everyone rolled their eyes as he continued. "We didn't have rubbers, so we used baking paper..."
( $$ ✅, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 14:49, 3 replies, latest was 1 day ago)

What did one soldier from Norfolk say to the other soldier from Norfolk?
Holt. Who goes there?
( Octo I ruin everything., Sat 15 Nov 2025, 12:49, 5 replies, latest was 5 days ago)

Which Roman leader did the french think had a really good arsehole?
Trebonianus Gallus
(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

Which Roman leader was always unwell?
Julius Sneezer
( Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Nov 2025, 10:19, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

Did you know Chris de Burgh originally wrote the song about his Norfolk girlfriend?
Lady Inbred
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 12 Nov 2025, 6:53, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)

I don't understand anything the kids are saying these days.
I'm at 6's and 7's with it all.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 20:25, Reply)

Donald Trump’s Presidency

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Nov 2025, 20:57, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

I made a lot of money selling airlines a fraudulent design for a plane controlled by ropes,
but it was a con cord
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 7 Nov 2025, 6:05, Reply)

SwissAir hired a top chef to create an air travel compatible foam based on Whistlepig Whiskey
Sadly it didn't go down well with the customers who'd paid good money to avoid Rye'n'air
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 20:04, Reply)

Police followed a magician into the airport…
…but he just disappeared into Finnair.
( Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 6 Nov 2025, 13:40, Reply)

What do you call a lesbian on fire?
LGBBQ
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:33, Reply)

What did the Reverend William Archibald Spooner say as he lobbed a grenade into the bunker occupied by the SS Berzerker squad on 25th December 1944, killing them all?
"God rest ye Jerry mental men"
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:02, 5 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)

What's the most obvious job?
Well duh.
(Ghost Moustache, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:14, Reply)

I identify as an attack helicopter lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:42, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

What's the angriest part of Wales?
The Glower Peninsula.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 28 Oct 2025, 17:03, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)

Waitperson, waitperson, there's a fly in my soup!
Yes but they identify as a crouton so they're allowed in there.


I'm Sorry I've Written A Woke
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Oct 2025, 19:40, 5 replies, latest was 4 weeks ago)