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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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'Distilling three "I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke" threads into one punchline Part 2'
By Chris de Burgervan.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 15 Oct 2025, 23:34, Reply)
How do you think the unthinkable with big eyebrows?
With a Crith de Berg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 18:44, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and sticks to your clothes if you go for a walk in the countryside?
Chris de Burr
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 17:10, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and a reckless pursuit of profit which substantially contributed to the genocide perpetrated by the Myanmar military against the Rohingya people in 2017?
Chris de Zuckerburgh
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 15:33, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF?
Chris de Bark
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:47, Reply)
Who is so ashamed of his big eyebrows that he covers his entire body and face, with a mesh panel for his eyes?
Chris de Burka!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 13:15, Reply)
what's got big eyebrows and is a breakfast staple made of live worms and said by a Klingon ventriloquist?
Chris de Gagh
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Oct 2025, 10:22, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
what's got big eyebrows and is a breakfast staple made of pig and said by a ventriloquist?
Chris de Gacon
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 19:57, Reply)
what's got big eyebrows and is made of sponge and marzipan?
Batten de Burgh
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 17:59, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and is really scary?
Chris de BAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 14 Oct 2025, 15:24, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and cannot pass?
Chris de Balrog

alt: Liam Gallagher with his arse sewn shut
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 13 Oct 2025, 12:54, 1 reply, 4 days ago)
What's got big eyebrows and STAR WARS!?!
Chris De Borg!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 11 Oct 2025, 14:56, Reply)
What's got big eyebrows and grumbles a lot?
Cross de Burgh
(Christine Wood, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 14:43, Reply)
Court Shart by Jobbie Cochran

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:28, Reply)
Caught Short by Martin Hunter

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 14:29, Reply)
Caught short in the American South
By Maya Angeloo
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 9 Oct 2025, 13:15, Reply)
Caught Short by Mya Siss-Bulgin

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 12:30, Reply)
Who is the best dressed Muslim?
Georgio Imani
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Oct 2025, 0:57, Reply)
How did the Polish chef get rid of her baby?
She had an aborschtion.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:36, Reply)
Caught Short by Ivan Tupou

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 18:01, Reply)
Caught Short by Anita Pugh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Oct 2025, 16:33, Reply)
Disaccharides composed of glucose and fructose
by Sue Crows
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍓, Mon 6 Oct 2025, 19:56, Reply)
Foraging Safely
By Eddie Bull
(Bocboy, Sat 4 Oct 2025, 9:39, Reply)
Why did the wildlife survey take twice as long in Shropshire?
Counting shrews.
(STFU! I said STFU!, Fri 3 Oct 2025, 23:23, Reply)
What's a communist redneck's favourite preserved combination of solid food ingredients that have been cooked in liquid and served in the resultant gravy?
Mau Tinned Stew
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 17:27, Reply)
What's an unconvinced cat owner's favourite beverage?
Doubtin' Mew
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 11:47, Reply)
What's an incel's favourite beverage?
Mountin' few.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:49, Reply)
What was Noah's favourite beverage?
Countin' Two
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 30 Sep 2025, 8:18, Reply)
What was Moseley's favourite beverage?
Ousted Jews
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 23:02, Reply)
What was Moser's favourite beverage?
Fountained Poo1

1. punchline supplied by 2 Can Chunder
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 29 Sep 2025, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

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