I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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"Distilling 3 'I'm Sorry I've Written a Joke' Threads into One Punchline"by Pat O'Vanton.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2025, 7:53, 1 reply, 1 day ago)
Which American actor, best known for his lead role as Johnny Rico in the science-fiction action film Starship Troopers (1997), owns a poorly maintained ghost-themed goods vehicle that's constantly breaking down in a Scottish accent?Casper Van Dien
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 9 Sep 2025, 1:37,
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Which american actor is not very good at delivering supermarket groceries whilst maintaining a low carbon footprint?Van Diesel
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Sep 2025, 19:53,
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Which American professional wrestler is very good at delivering Tex-Mex food?Nacho Van Randy Savage
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 6 Sep 2025, 16:27,
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Which Barbadian-American DJ is not very good at delivering people using rail-based transport?Tram-master Crash
(, Thu 4 Sep 2025, 12:07, Reply)
Which American country singing sensation doesn't need a van because she only bought a few items at the supermarket?Trolley Parton.
(, Thu 4 Sep 2025, 7:23, Reply)
Which american actor is very good at delivering supermarket groceries whilst maintaining a low carbon footprint?Chris E-vans
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 23:53,
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5 days ago)
Which American Rock Group is not good at delivering supermarket groceries?Novana
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 23:44,
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Which TV presenter eats delivery vehicles in german?Van Essen Feltz
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 23:39,
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Which American rock band, known for their energetic live performances and the virtuosity of their lead guitarist, were particularly good at attracting the assistance of enclosed boxlike motor vehicles with rear or side doors and side panels? Van Hailin'
(Van Halen)
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 19:30,
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Which Canadian alternative rock and hip hop collective is very good at delivering high fibre cereal?Bran Van 3000
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 16:45,
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Which TV presenter enjoys excursions in her VW camper?Denise Van Outing
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 16:40,
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Which lesbian American actor, entertainer and comedian is very good at delivering penises?Dick Van Dyke!
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 14:45,
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Which hostess of the American gameshow 'Wheel of Fortune' also owned a home removals business?Vanna White.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 3 Sep 2025, 13:49,
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Which American professional wrestler, widely regarded as the greatest super-heavyweight of all time, was good to know if you were moving house?Big Van Vader.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 3 Sep 2025, 1:01,
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Which rock band are very good at delivering goods to supermarkets?The artic lorry monkeys
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 1 Sep 2025, 21:29,
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Which South African born anti-apartheid musician is very good at delivering supermarket groceries?Manfred Van
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Which American Rock Group use large ships and planes to transport goods in bulk?The Foo Freighters!
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Which American Rock Group would get lifts by attracting the attention of passing trucks (presumably by jumping)? Van Hailing!
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What American Rock Group obtained their band transport by theft?Stealy Van
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Which singer is very good at delivering supermarket groceries?Van Morrison
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 30 Aug 2025, 21:15,
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Best Practices in Traditional Transport of Hay and Pumpkinsby Philip D. Cartwright
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 19:40,
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Gum care in the Republic of Irelandby Perry O'Donnel MD
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 30 Aug 2025, 19:36,
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Still can't believe that people reckon I'm good at breaking down garden waste into fertiliserI must have composter syndrome.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 12:40,
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I got ostracised just for trying to see the positives, when I told her at least her baby was still born(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 27 Aug 2025, 4:12,
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1 week ago)
Why was the petits pois scared of the circus?Because they trap peas there.
(, Mon 25 Aug 2025, 0:07, 4 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Knock KnockWho's there?
Ah
Ah who?
Werewolves of London
(, Sun 24 Aug 2025, 18:16, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Sir Norman Foster's latest clientsquestioned him vociferously about why the large copper dome detailed in his drawings was in reality a matt green colour.
He remarked that had hadn't expected the verdigris.
(, Sat 23 Aug 2025, 19:32, Reply)
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