b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke » Latest | Search
This is a question I'm Sorry I've Written A Joke

Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

Read Latest | Highest Voted

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
Pages: Latest, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, ... 1

Tell Us Your Story »

Which ostensibly Irish crooner was in fact an ignorant Scotsman?
Val Dinnae-ken
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 24 Dec 2024, 12:53, 3 replies, latest was 6 days ago)
What is the funniest date rape drug?
Rohyplol
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 24 Dec 2024, 12:47, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
Waiter: The burger comes with your choice of salad or french fries
David Beckham: Neither, please.
Waiter: ???
Referee: He is off sides.
(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sun 22 Dec 2024, 5:48, 2 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
What did the horse say to the cat?
Fuck you, cat!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 19 Dec 2024, 4:07, 5 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
What is a grammar nazi's favourite song?
Comma Chameleon
(Octo I ruin everything., Mon 16 Dec 2024, 16:10, 6 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
What was Peter Sutcliffe's favourite daytime television programme?
Hoes Under the Hammer
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 16 Dec 2024, 11:58, 5 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Recently I took a shit that looked exactly like an Alien…
…it was a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 15 Dec 2024, 5:41, Reply)
Have you read the book about a code breaking fish unravelling a mystery featuring various religious sects?
It's called The Da Vinci Cod.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 20:57, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Dec 2024, 14:34, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Due to my ‘unique’ physical structure, I had to have my trousers custom made…
… it has 3 legs.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 9 Dec 2024, 4:41, 3 replies, latest was 3 weeks ago)
These wide legged trousers have been really comfy while working in livestock auctions.
Culottes?
No, mainly sheep.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 7 Dec 2024, 10:15, Reply)
I've worn an old pair of trousers for the past month
but now I have thrown them away. They'd been on their last legs for a while.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 6 Dec 2024, 18:18, Reply)
What kind of radiation detection device looks like a penis?
An H.R. Giger counter.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Dec 2024, 15:47, Reply)
What is Sir Chris Hoy going to be in a year's time?
A speloton.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 3 Dec 2024, 6:39, 1 reply, 4 weeks ago)
why can't skeletons spell?

(sticklebricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 2 Dec 2024, 21:13, Reply)
Why don't skelatons fight each other?
Because they don't have the guts
(Shahim Sadakath, Sun 1 Dec 2024, 11:15, Reply)
I tell you what. Being homeless is not just hard.
It's fucking roofless.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 16:51, Reply)
Why couldn't the prime minister get hard when he met the queen?
Because she would bore his johnson.
(I helped save b3ta! dbond, Thu 21 Nov 2024, 0:28, Reply)
How do you stop yourself from thinking?
Start thwimming!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 21:49, Reply)
What was Fred West's favourite 90s rap studio album?
Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 17 Nov 2024, 13:25, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Archaeologists looking at cave paintings in France found some of the earliest depictions of rock slapping
Along with ancient pictographs of getting banned from the Oscars
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 11 Nov 2024, 8:09, Reply)
When Sleeping Beauty worked at Snappy Snaps
One day, her prints would come.
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 10 Nov 2024, 19:41, Reply)
I went shopping with Gloria Gaynor but it was a nightmare
She never could say, “Good buy”
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 9 Nov 2024, 21:15, Reply)
The Amazon driver that delivered my dildos was really creepy looking!
He gave me the Willies!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 8 Nov 2024, 17:01, 1 reply, 7 weeks ago)
Which former Secretary of State for Defence of the United Kingdom is still alive and well?
Sir John. Nott!!
(Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 8 Nov 2024, 11:39, Reply)
Which recently-deceased record producer, songwiter, composer and arranger was a cunt?
Quimcy Jones!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 13:48, Reply)
Which recently-deceased record producer, songwiter, composer and arranger suffered from peritonsillar abscesses?
Quinsy Jones!
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 5 Nov 2024, 12:53, Reply)
Which recently-deceased record producer, songwiter, composer and arranger was a hard, aromatic, bright golden-yellow fruit?
Quincey Jones!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 4 Nov 2024, 10:12, Reply)
How is Kamala Harris like a patient that’s had a Frontal Lobotomy?
There is not a thing that comes to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 Nov 2024, 0:36, Reply)
What was Robert Louis Stevesons favourite cold war thriller?
The Day of the Jekyll
(Octo I ruin everything., Sat 2 Nov 2024, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 2 months ago)

Tell Us Your Story »

Pages: Latest, 50, 49, 48, 47, 46, ... 1