I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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How do you thicken a soup?By not sending it to school.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 11:18, 1 reply, 6 hours ago)
There is just one member of my family that has musical talent.Our Monica.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2025, 9:24, 1 reply, 1 day ago)
which member of Depeche Mode is really encouraging?Dave Gahanen!
(, Mon 17 Feb 2025, 8:55, 4 replies, latest was 1 day ago)
Which member of Depeche Mode is a big fan of Star Trek memes?Dave Ghaaaaaaaan!
(, Sun 16 Feb 2025, 0:01, Reply)
Robin and Maurice Gibb were seen performing at Dave Gahan's birthday partyHe had his own personal bee gees
(, Sat 15 Feb 2025, 20:05, Reply)
Why did the Lobster keep all the Shrimp to himself?He was very Shellfish.
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The skier who really needed a wee almost piste himself.(, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 21:03, 2 replies, latest was 2 days ago)
Dave Gahan set his submersible to go to a depth of 50 metres.It's in Deepish Mode.
(, Fri 14 Feb 2025, 6:52, Reply)
What early 90s girl band had moronic children?Density's Child
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Feb 2025, 20:50,
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Why doesn't Bono know what his sausages are made of?Because he bought them where the meats have no name.
(, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 10:22, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
What do Depeche Mode call the pouches they use to store Babybels that they like to stuff up their bums?Purse anal cheeses
(, Wed 12 Feb 2025, 8:13, Reply)
What song was written by Depeche Mode's HR Director?Personnel Jesus
(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 21:55, Reply)
Depeche Mode band member Martin L. Gore attempted to obtain a PhD for his work on the Composition of Sound. He would happily defend his ownpersonal thesis
(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 11:28, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
Which ex-member of Depeche Mode has calmed down a lot?Alan Milder!!!!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:44, Reply)
Who is the most tedious member of Depeche Mode?Martin L Snore!!!!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 10:34, Reply)
Which member of Depeche Mode wants to know if you'll have a cup of tea, there's always time for a nice cup of tea, sure didn't the Lord himself make time for a cup of tea, you'll have a cup of tea won't you?Dave Gwaaan!
(, Tue 11 Feb 2025, 8:38, Reply)
What do policemen like to listen to?Plodcasts
(, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 19:52, 3 replies, latest was 1 week ago)
Which member of Depeche Mode made a Star Wars themed album?Dave Gahan solo
(, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Black Grape just arrived to Antarctica to stop Global WarmingThey say its going to be a big day in the north.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:55, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Martin Lewis is now making a show on how to store your cash during warHe's calling it Money Saving Private Ryan.
(, Thu 6 Feb 2025, 19:48, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Dave Gahan's penis is wider than it is long.He has a Depeche Chode!!!
(, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Did you hear about the cruise ship for geriatric nudists?Lots of people got see sick.
(, Mon 3 Feb 2025, 21:40, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
I read on a tin of caviar that it was hazardous to my healthIt was a Sturgeon General Warning
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