I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Did ya hear feldspar, quartz, and mica stopped hanging out together?They got tired of being taken for granite
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"Taking on the Hooligans"by Ewan Husami
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:19,
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"The Close Race"by Jocelyn Forfhurst
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 22 Apr 2024, 17:11,
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Inflammatory conditions of the scrotum, by Prof. A. K. Bullocks(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 17 Apr 2024, 23:55,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 14 Apr 2024, 17:10,
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Sat 13 Apr 2024, 5:27,
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I asked for tips on a DIY forum and someone replied with a three second clip of The Beatles messing about on skis.I said, thanks, but that's really not much Help!
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I went to the MC Hammer museum.There's a room with all the costumes he worn in his videos. Under each one, there's a sign which says "U Can't Touch This"
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While reading the obituary of a former Wimbledon manager I couldn't help but think to myself "there's a joke in here"(, Mon 8 Apr 2024, 10:50, Reply)
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