I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
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* Don't steal jokes - write them
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* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I tried making sweet and savoury treats for a party last night.There was dairy milk chocolate wrapped in gammon, a crunchie bar wrapped in chicken and a finger of fudge wrapped in cold ham. Sadly none of it worked.
Never meat your heroes.
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I went to see Tim Vine last nightDisappointing, he just kept shouting Get out of my house you lunatic
(, Wed 28 May 2025, 9:30, 1 reply, 11 hours ago)
I met Tim Vine practising his act in a queue for the toilets.Apparently, he was gagging for a shit.
(, Tue 27 May 2025, 12:02, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
What is the correct term for the sneeze of an insane person?Koo Koo Kachoo
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 May 2025, 17:47,
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What's the funniest part of an engine?The timing belt.
(, Mon 26 May 2025, 13:30, 4 replies, latest was 7 hours ago)
Remembering that time on Happy Days when the Fonz took part in an F1 race and won. Only to be disqualified as he wasn't a member of the FIAyyyyyy
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What is the correct term for someone who wanks for days without stoppingan onandonist
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Wed 21 May 2025, 20:41,
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latest was 1 week ago)
What is the correct term for someone who can wank with both hands?Ambidickstrokes.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 May 2025, 3:36,
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What did Carly Simon sing to the block of Blue Stilton?You're so VEINY
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I fucking hate that cosmic entity who consumes planets to sustain his life force.I think I might be Galactus-intolerant.
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Phil Collins really enjoyed his Sunday lunchIt was a gravy kind of love.
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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 15 May 2025, 21:52,
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2 weeks ago)
I was told boxing might affect my driving but I was never that long in the ringas I couldn't get past a round a bout
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I Can't Get Enough of Theseby Arthur Anymore
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Why did the Los Angeles cop stomp on a bottle of nasal spray?Because it was Afrin-American
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Those stupid polo shirts with the stupid crocodile logo really piss me off. I hate them. I think I might be Lacoste intolerant
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 May 2025, 16:33,
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2 weeks ago)
Which magician’s assistant lubricates her anus with a type of clarified butter, originating from the Indian subcontinent, prior to being penetrated by an alsatian?Dab o' m'ghee
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What's the opposite of a Conclave?A Convlex.
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What do you call a batch of purple flower-flavoured sweets that was rejected for not meeting the required quality standards?Subparma violets
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I'd forgotten everything I knew about fizzy sweetsBut lucky I went on a Refresher course.
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What did Agnetha Fältskog say when a cow vomited on her?Thank you for the moo sick
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 May 2025, 9:37,
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"The Stripping Cowboy"By Tex McClothesoff
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 4 May 2025, 18:39,
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latest was 3 weeks ago)
Which magician’s assistant is type of clarified butter, originating from the Indian subcontinent?Debbie McGhee
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 May 2025, 17:51,
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what do you all a cod that collects cars and is driving a cara fishy in auto
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 2 May 2025, 22:53,
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latest was 3 weeks ago)
Who is the cheapest actor in the Star Wars franchise?Temu Temuera Morrison
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