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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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I'm opening a trad-Irish-themed gay club.
It's going to be called Sodom And Begorrah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:08, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
FIRST!

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:08, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer is a Spanish potato?

Patata Banton!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 10:42, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Which species of duck faithfully celebrates the two official holidays which are celebrated in Islam?

The Eider!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 30 Dec 2021, 14:26, Reply)
Who works 9 to 11:30?

Dolly Parttime.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 29 Dec 2021, 15:36, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Have you seen Gillian McKeith's new show?
A bit sad, really. You can tell she's just going through the motions.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Dec 2021, 11:34, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer goes well with turkey?
Paxo Banton
(Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 19:49, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
What did phil collins say to the vet?
well take a look at me cow
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 26 Dec 2021, 8:15, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me......
And a pregnancy test labeled positive

And that's how i left her.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 9:46, Reply)
Did you hear about the racist on December 25th?
He's dreaming of a white christmas.
(FrenchBoast, Sat 25 Dec 2021, 8:07, Reply)
What did the Tourette's sufferer say when he saw Santa's reindeer?
Fuckcuntwankbollocks.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Wed 22 Dec 2021, 18:07, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
A frenchman looks in the fridge to make a sandwich. "What you looking for?", asks his flatmate. "Beurre" he answers.
"Cold in there, isn't it?"
(dogfood, Tue 21 Dec 2021, 12:44, Reply)
What's the opposite of actor, blink-and-you-missed-it Peloton salesman, and alleged sex pest Chris Noth?

Chris Yeth.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sun 19 Dec 2021, 15:15, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
When my wife gets angry she throws the empties from our Nespresso machine at me
She's a podcaster with lots of hits
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 15 Dec 2021, 22:10, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Why do latina women have big butts?
To muffle their farts from all the beans.
(PoppinFools4Fun, Mon 13 Dec 2021, 19:28, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
Why is it bad luck to be standing behind Satan in the queue at the post office?
Because the devil takes many forms!
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 13 Dec 2021, 16:20, 7 replies, latest was 3 years ago)
why does Sade tend to sleep in a lot?
She's a snooze operator
Snooze. Operator.
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Dec 2021, 13:54, Reply)
What did Conan the Barbarian say when he found out he'd tested positive for Covid?
Oh my Krom!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 9 Dec 2021, 12:00, Reply)
Why did William Archibald Spooner buy collagen lip fillers with his lottery winnings?

Because he won a ducky lip!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 23:08, Reply)
What's the most dangerous type of whistle?
The wolf.
(Covid69 Boris variant., Mon 6 Dec 2021, 0:43, Reply)
Which covid test is favoured amongst Pirates?
PC arrrrr
(parsnipito, Sun 5 Dec 2021, 12:14, Reply)
This miniature steering wheel in my trouser pocket...it's been driving me nuts all day!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 4 Dec 2021, 22:38, Reply)

Can Ryan Reynold's superhero sidekicks legally change their names by Deadpool?
(Max Harvey, Fri 3 Dec 2021, 23:32, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer is traditionally made with liver, and mixed with wine and spices until it's cooked down into a spreadable texture?
Pâté Banton!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 19:07, 1 reply, 3 years ago)
Which popular reggae singer weighs between 115 pounds (52.2 kg) and 118 pounds (53.5 kg)?
Pato Bantam!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 19:00, Reply)
Who is the popular reggae singer that Gotham deserves?

Pato Batman!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 18:43, Reply)
Which popular reggae singer is considered to be the founder of Western political philosophy?

Plato Banton!
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Wed 1 Dec 2021, 8:07, 3 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

Two chimps in the bath. One says OO OO AH! aH! OO OO ! AH AH! so his mate says to him "Colin, if the water's that hot, just put some cold in."
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 29 Nov 2021, 19:13, 2 replies, latest was 3 years ago)

What do call a place where everyone dances in a pool of gravy?
A Bistotec.
(drpdrp1, Mon 29 Nov 2021, 1:31, Reply)

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