I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Took a job in the local aluminum foundry, and on my first shift I let out a silent fart......it smelt.
(, Wed 7 Jun 2023, 11:29, 4 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I tried a cannabis/ towel blend……it left me high and dry.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 20:59,
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I can’t afford my girlfriend anymore…She wants a golden shower and a pearl necklace!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Jun 2023, 12:30,
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2 years ago)
What do you call a red deer stag with only one bollock?The monorch of the glen.
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I think there’s something wrong with me…Everything I eat turns to shit.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 20:47,
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Q. Why is American tea so awful?A. *Breaking news* Ten killed in mall shooting including 3 children
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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 16:52,
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I've got a business converting attics into sailing boatssails are going through the roof
(, Fri 2 Jun 2023, 14:00, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
A mate started a musical instrument restoring business...... first job someone gave him a rusty trombone .
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I took up a mate's offer to shove cuddly toy bears up his backside for himI was thrilled to finally get ass teddy job
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I took up a mate's offer to help people with broken fingers get physical therapy I was thrilled to finally get a hand job
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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Tue 30 May 2023, 20:06,
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I took up a mate's offer to sell hoover's for himI was thrilled at first, but in the end the job sucked
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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:59,
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What do you call an artificially intelligent poo?ShatGPT
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 30 May 2023, 10:30,
1 reply,
2 years ago)
I took up a mate's offer to sell evacuate his bowels for himI was thrilled to finally get a jobby job
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I took up a mate's offer to start plane engines manually by spinning the propeller for himI was thrilled to finally get a propper job
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I took up Rob's offer to write a joke for himI was thrilled to finally get a manual job
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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:45,
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Disgusting cornershop dudeThe guy in the off licence got caught licking all the pick n mix. We called environmental health on him.-----He got away with it apparently he had a 'licker licence!'
(, Sun 28 May 2023, 19:59, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
One for the polylinguistsI was getting very tired out while my Dutch friend and I were building a replica longship - mostly because I was very hungry and had forgotten to bring the right tools... so I said:
"Hé maat, kun je ons wat boterhammen brengen, alsjebleift?
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Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Fri 26 May 2023, 12:33,
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Which Hollywood actor donated most of his earnings to Big Pharma?Apothecary Grant!
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I took up a mate's offer to sell cannabis resin for himI made a hash of it
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I took up a mate's offer to sell cocaine for himI was thrilled to finally get a blow job
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gub~gub under new dictatorship, Mon 22 May 2023, 22:00,
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Which popular reggae singer is a weapon-wielding weirdo from Qo'noS?P'takh Bat'leth!
(, Tue 16 May 2023, 10:39, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
I asked my proctologist for a second opinion, so he used two fingers.(
LS18, Sun 7 May 2023, 4:24,
1 reply,
2 years ago)
What does Liz Truss call her new shop selling bespoke multipurpose cutlery?Spork Markets!
(, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:11, 8 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
My dick is so big I've decided to enter it in the Eurovision Schlong Contest.I just hope it's cheesey enough to win.
(, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 13:21, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
What do you call a chemical that only kills vintage VW carsHerbiecide
(, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 19:57, Reply)
Which Suffragette was famed for her love of practical jokes?Emmeline Prankhurst!
(, Tue 18 Apr 2023, 8:40, 1 reply, 2 years ago)
Which mexican drug lord had perfect lips?El Chapo Stick
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 17 Apr 2023, 22:36,
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What sort of lizard should someone give to their best buddy?A skink for a friend.
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I'm having trouble understanding Paul Chuckle's new solo project set in Athens.It's all Greek to me.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2023, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 2 years ago)
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