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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

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* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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Eating A Plant Based Diet
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Kate Middle Ton.
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How does a chicken carry its camping equipment
in a [chicken voice] backPACK!
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Moo Velvet
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I successfully attended a competitive furry convention that had an all you can eat buffet.
I came furred, finished seconds and won.
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I hear Joe Biden is up for an award….
….a Participation Trophy.
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Which musical instrument is also an oscar winning Hollywood Actor?
Tuba Gooding Jr
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IPrayer
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What does Mel Gibson take when he has an allergic reaction to The Jews?
Antisemitines.
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Why couldn’t Salvador Dali stop thinking of Tits all day?
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A fish and a potato walk into a pub…
…that’s the last I saw of them.
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Which late Irish blues guitarist sang like a lion?
Roary Gallagher.
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What the best font to tally bananas in?
Harrybela Font, ay?
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What famous singer is from the Emerald City?
Ozzy Oz-born.
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Who is the hungriest country and western singer?
Tummy Wynette
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Tue 7 Jan 2025, 8:30, 10 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
What's a vampires favourite fruit?
Blood oranges.
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The jumper I got for Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the shop and exchanged it for another one free of charge.
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What do you call the Prime Minister's viscous sea of hydrocarbons, which is located in France?
Keir's Tar Mer!
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The Reform Party

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Which ostensibly Irish crooner was in fact an ignorant Scotsman?
Val Dinnae-ken
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What is the funniest date rape drug?
Rohyplol
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Waiter: The burger comes with your choice of salad or french fries
David Beckham: Neither, please.
Waiter: ???
Referee: He is off sides.
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What did the horse say to the cat?
Fuck you, cat!
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What is a grammar nazi's favourite song?
Comma Chameleon
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What was Peter Sutcliffe's favourite daytime television programme?
Hoes Under the Hammer
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Recently I took a shit that looked exactly like an Alien…
…it was a Close Encounter of the Turd Kind.
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Have you read the book about a code breaking fish unravelling a mystery featuring various religious sects?
It's called The Da Vinci Cod.
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, Trouser

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Due to my ‘unique’ physical structure, I had to have my trousers custom made…
… it has 3 legs.
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