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Challenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN

* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?

So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.

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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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What do you call two comedians with no hair?
Sean Locks
(Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:50, 7 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
This only works if you have an English accent.
Out here in the colonies, we can pronounce our Rs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:32, Reply)
What do you call a Jamaican comedian who's good at understanding door security measures?
Seen Lock
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:30, Reply)
What do you call a Jamaican athlete who's good at understanding door security measures?
Usain Bolt
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 10:41, Reply)
Useen

(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:34, Reply)
Useen Bolt?
Aye, it's on the door!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:39, Reply)
aye, fit a fuckin chocolate eh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 15:04, Reply)
What do you call a pair of genetically identical, quick-witted Jamaican cats who started releasing godawful novelty rap after the end of their Olympic sprinting careers?
Useen Clone Pussy.
(dribble, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 20:20, Reply)

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