I'm Sorry I've Written A JokeChallenge: write a joke. As simple joke with a setup and a punchline.
RULES OF ENGAGEMENT - IGNORING THIS COULD RESULT IN BAN
* Don't steal jokes - write them
* Don't flood post
* Just don't be a dick ok?
So join in and write a bad joke and apologise for it.
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rob, Wed 8 Aug 2018, 9:00)
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Do you know what really turns my stomach?Doing cartwheels.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 22:29, 13 replies, latest was 4 years ago)
Do you know what really gets my blood boiling?Nuclear explosions.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2021, 21:01, Reply)
Do you know what really gets up my nose?Cheap whizz.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 25 Jun 2021, 12:04,
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Do you know what really winds me up?The massive key sticking out of my back.
(, Sun 27 Jun 2021, 18:35, Reply)
Do you know what really gets on my tits?This lovely brassiere from Rigby and Peller.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 17:31,
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Do you know what really makes me want to puke my guts out?your "private parts".
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 28 Jun 2021, 19:49,
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Do you know what really ticks me off?Walking through long grass while wearing shorts.
(, Tue 29 Jun 2021, 10:16, Reply)
You know what really gets stuck in my craw?Your Nan's minge hairs
(, Wed 30 Jun 2021, 19:34, Reply)
Do you know what makes my eyes narrow?Threads that started out with such promise.
IT'S A JOKE ABOUT SEWING, THE EYE OF A NEEDLE, I KNOW IT DOESN'T ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE AND ISN'T FUNNY BUT ROB SAID I HAD TO WRITE A BAD JOKE AND APOLOGISE FOR IT, SO I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY ALRIGHT
(, Thu 1 Jul 2021, 8:56, Reply)
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