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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not me but
When I was working at my last place a guy came in to pick up his newly castrated dog and uttered the immortal line..."I'm here to get lucky".
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:19, 10 replies)
Office-lol :(
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:20, closed)
Took me a while though.

*Shakes head*
*brain rattles*
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:22, closed)
Took him even longer
to realise why we were pissing ourselves laughing at him. Felt a bit mean, but he brought it on himself.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:24, closed)
The question is
*did* he get lucky?
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)
He sure did
And lucky was very pleased to see him. Tail wagging and everything.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:11, closed)
The name has to be ironic
for a castrated dog to be called Lucky.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)
How many times....
did you get asked about pussy? ;-)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 14:12, closed)
Not as often as you'd think
Mostly old ladies upset as their pussy has gone missing/gotten covered in dirt and one I remember fondly who phoned up saying their pussy had been attacked by a dog and is shaking violently in a corner now.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46, closed)

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