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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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This QOTW is really slowing down...
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:35, 196 replies)
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If I'm in a race, I ALWAYS come first.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:37, closed)
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"did you get your car sorted?" "Yep" "got your insurance already?" "Yep" "Wow, you're quick"...
I burst into laughter... She blushed.
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this is causing me rage because I'm currently at work, it is night, I'm waiting on a process that I can't speed up AND Facebook is being a massive cunt at me.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:43, closed)
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It'll all be over soon, don't worry *soothes*
In less than a year, all of this will be underwater, and then nothing will matter.
*strokes hair*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)
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I'm wondering about the bash... I might pull a sicky on Friday and come, but that would mean missing out on £50. Hmm.
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hello. I'm just about to go to bed (oo-er), alone (not oo-er) with a hot whiskey (mmmm) and a big, thick book (woo). And I'm going to stay there 'til 7am. I hope I wake up and I'm not sick anymore.
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If it helps, I'll buy you a lovely, soothing vodka on Thursday.
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I'll probably need it, overcome and faint as I'll be by meeting everyone.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)
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Well that is some small comfort, anyway. The way today has gone, I woudln't have been the slightest bit surprised if it was picking on me, the big bully.
@Kaol: My bum might be hairy, but please don't stroke it.
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Wating, and wondering...
"Does he have a knife? Is it all a misdirection? Will he suddenly pin a man to the table by his face? Or is he actually as placid as he seems? Oh God, who is he touching under the table?".
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you can touch me under the table if you're touching me with your knife.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:50, closed)
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I mean 'knife'.
Just so there's no mistake.
*pricks herself*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:52, closed)
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And I'm not especially in a drinking mood.
*shrugs*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)
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I'm here a bit more, don't wanna sleep yet.
youtube.com/watch?v=2R7QX0zIjgY
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Nope, ironing jeans is just wrong.
*thinks*
*can't remember the last time he ironed anything was*
*realises that he doesn't own an iron*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)
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you can do whatever the fuck you like. I have to wear ironed crap or I don't get to keep my job. :(
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I wish I had more confidence/freedom or somet'. I want something I can be comfortable in where they aren't all fucking conformist twats.
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grabbing a shotgun on the way out, cackling into the night*
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I don't have the confidence to make my own requirements to the job. :P
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:35, closed)
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I have been to see the Incredible Hulk. It was good. What have you been up to?
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He was angriest when people tried to set Liv Tyler on fire, but to be fair that would piss me off too.
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I am saving my meagre funds for booze on Thursday. I reckon it'll be three or four pints before I even get up the nerve to speak to anyone.
If I had some corn though, I'd share it. Sweet or salty?
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It depends on your diet doesn't it? Hur hur hur.
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that Liv Tyler wasn't too pleased about the whole thing either.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:46, closed)
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It doesn't taste that bad anyway, lot of fuss about nothing if you ask me.
@Ancrenne - I am now.
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I'm actually going to bed now. Night all, even you new folks.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)
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I'm into long walks on the beach if they're brief and nowhere near water. I prefer blondes, brunettes, redheads, bald people or people with big hats so you're not even sure. Turn offs: insensitive men, people who smoke and then burst suddenly and horribly into flame. I once had a job lifting old couches with a crowbar - it was hard work having to lever aged furniture.
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Long time lurker, rarely post as I'm not witty or my stories come a little too late.
And that last part is strangely fitting, don't you think?
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"my stories come a little too late" - truely, an accidental innuendo.
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I'm a bit twitchy at the moment, gonna grab a can o'tramp cider.
EDIT: 'S'up Mr. Z?
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to shabby... had a bit of a dodgy dinner with some friends. Got the house to meself as my upper class racist fox hunting housemates are away. Woot.
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Currently debating sleep as I was taken aside at work today and informed that I am on the cusp of being put on the Punctuality Watch List. I do not think I helped my case by sniggering, but they were actually pronouncing the capitals.
EDIT - @James - But Superbow is the connoiseur's choice.
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You've lost me Mr Wookiee. All I get are misspelt Superbowl links...
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to throwing myself at the ground and missing.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)
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Not heard it called that before.
@Kaol: I honestly thought you meant Kopparberg, I've not come across (fnarr) K cider down here in Kent before.
Edit: give him one for me, too!
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I have no cider. All I have is one can of cobra beer and 3 bottles of rum.
I like cider
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I'll give him a good one.
I think I'll also kiss ancrenne, as she'll be there too...
That K cider is nasty. But I'm less twitchy now. I'm sure it's the placebo effect, but... *shrugs*
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Um... no... Douglas Adams? Who's that then?
*Worries*
Ah screw it, of course it was. Any kissing is better than none, right?
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Owing to work's draconian internet policy and that I need to sneak off to the loo with a PDA to get on b3ta, I can only skim read the QOTW.
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That's fuckin' rubbish.
I mean, we both know that your pda is fully-loaded with epic pornography, but still, that's dedication to b3ta.
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Stupid work in the stupid morning and all. Have nice night.
*waves bye*
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It's like you know me already...
And yet I'm refreshing the QOTW. It'll only get worse now I'm interacting with people.
edit: night wookiee!
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You're on the wrong side of the glass now.
They're watching you, instead of you watching us.
You're in the freakshow too now.
EDIT: night Mr. W.
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Do I get a badge?
edit: to Kaol, although I like the idea of a badge saying "I've had my human rights infringed, ask me how!"
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Evening my pretties. How is everything in the refuge of the sane tonight?
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You get fed once a week.
And laughed at.
Forever.
You could make yourself a badge if you want one...
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Squid problems? As in post squid digestive problems, or current and pressing live squid problems?
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So that would be 1.32 litres.
How much vodka today?
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I can't tell you too much. Just don't trust them.
They'll be in your head, yanking the leavers before you know what's happening.
The squidgey bastards.
*shakes fist*
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mind squid.
Had my own tussels with those randy little buggers.
*shakes fist in Daily Mail fashion*
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I read your brief intro. I have hair, and am not wearing my hat as I am in bed. I do wear it often though.
I like how our long conversations have brought many lurkers out to play. Enjoying yourself?
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Worse than those damn things that come out the soap at night.
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You're getting tired?
*flirts*
Want someone to walk you to bed?
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really had problems with soap.
Mind squid are a different matter. Tentacley bastards.
As long as you don't try to flush them out by rocking back and forth shouting 'Calimari', you should be ok.
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I only joined in because nobody was on my MSN, and now I'm ignoring them for the lunacy here.
It's pleasant.
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Stupid working all day thing.
This stalking b3ta members thing is becoming quite easy. How often do you quote Buffy, james?
*realises he might have a problem*
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These ones are biters.
And the ink...
*shudders*
That damn ink...
Dark as the night and twice as long.
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And if you've found my facebook page already then I shall go put my hat on in order to take it off for you!
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But it's private, so I had to go and find your myspace page instead. Which also proved to be quite easy. 140 friends you say?
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never dealt with the biters.
The sucky ones can be a bugger. Nothing works - swarfega, WD40, gin... it all fails.
Then the men in white coats came...
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Well played anyway and yes, although I feel if I were to count up those who I talk to regularly I'd only get about 20.
I'm blathering pompously in order to try and create a good impression. Do excuse me, I apologise.
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I've got no idea, but you're welcome to spend the night with me...
*grins*
@Mr. Z.... The men in the white coats have one major weakness... They're made of meat.
So they're openable, with a sharp enough piece of metal.
The insides are quite delectable.
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You own copy number 0069 of the 7" by the subways.
That's all we are finding for you just now unfortunately. Must try harder, but should really also sleep.
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thats where their squid cohorts come in... the men in white coats send the squid in first to immobilise you, so that they can get you to their padded room easily.
Bastard squido-white coated men alliance
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I've only got one numbered 7 inch by them and that's 1437. Although I've now found a disadvantage to keeping the same flaming login everywhere on the internet!
edit: Found the post, but you missed the context - I was after a cheap pun.
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Without that, they'll fold easily to the flames.
*grabs can of petrol*
*grabs lighter*
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I mean there's also deviantart, youtube and last.fm. But who's counting?
I mean it's not like I could use that information to get my hands on anything else......
Actually, it's probably not, 'cos i don't want to go to jail. And I can't be bothered.
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good point, but petrol is getting increasingly expensive... and alcohol is too much of a crutch to my life to waste.
I'll have to stock up on wood.
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*rocks in corner*
It's like the Wicker Man all over again...
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You better believe I did, down as a provisional attendance, but will have to see if I am nearby at the time.
Sleep well.
I'm away too, so bye kids.
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It's funny the two totally different conversations going on in parallel.
Although I am worried that PoD knows me better than a large number of my friends...
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the Wickerman is a great film... admittedly the first time I saw it I was as high as a kite and got very paranoid on the walk home.
I also recently saw the Nicholas Cage remake. I wished I was high for that.
Squid + wood = sqwood?
Night Ancrenne, PoD
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Ancrenne and PoD...
Ms. A, I shall take your kind offer...
*follows you*
Night Mr. James.
Night Mr. Z.
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Night, all. Thanks for having me (fnarr!)
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I can't sleep. I think I've caught tuberculosis from a badger or something.
*coughs pathetically*
Edit: damn, you've all fucked off.
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'befriending'... is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
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I went for my nap and appear to have missed my alarm and just woke up now
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and it's after 1am, and the engine is STILL running, 15 minutes on. I'm getting paranoid and disgruntled. Surely hitmen are done faster than 15 mins?
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perhaps he found some cheese in the fridge he liked?
Heh. There are two foxes playing in my garden.
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I was knackered when I got in from work, so decided to take a nap, woke up for a bit to answer gazzes and then fell asleep again.
Chcb, you'd think that would'nt you. Can't get the staff these days
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I hate it when that happens.
Although to be honest I don't sleep enough. And now I've started watching a film.
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We had a dog in today what had impaled itself on a rusty metal pole went through it at it's shoulder and out again (same side) by its back leg. Took 2 hours to fix it, but luckily no lasting damage, might get a nasty infection though
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and someone was muttering something about 'emergency services'.
Still, I'll be waking up in 6 hours time so I suppose I should at least pretend to sleep.
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poor dog.
I'm watching The Mist - its the adaptation of the stephen king short story. Read the story thought I'd see what the film was like.
Well today I found out that my ex is getting married on Friday.
EDIT night CHCB
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An American girl I went out with 2 years ago.
On the bright side I have a date tomorrow...wooo
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Actually I have a date tomorrow as well
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I apologise... sometimes I forget things :)
Good luck tomorrow... don't go breaking any legs :)
Heh just read a news story about a dog in New York that had its inheritance from its owner cut from $6m to $1m. Lucky dog.
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can you imagine that date? Man, Woman, Mind Squid.
It'd be fascinating to watch
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hope you have a good time on yours too and I want all the gory details when you get back
I love it when people do that, nutters with too much money that hate their families
Edit: Just been reading back and Belgaer when you read this, having a degree has actually held me back. Most recently I applied for a job with tubelines when no one else would hire me and they said I was overqualifed. I have no experience of working on the underground, but because I have a degree they can discriminate against me.
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hoping to avoid any goryness...
Yeah was planning to save myself for a while... but it didn't really work out like that.
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heh heh... that would depend upon how the night goes ;)
I think if I end up hating any children I may have I would leave the money to any pet I had.
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And didn't want my offspring to get it, I'd have a massive statue of myself built.
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as I'm not terribly keen on them, so any money I leave (and god I hope there will be some before the banks run dry) I'd leave it to my animal rescue/zoo/farm
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nah. But I have a friend who is, and his relations are extremely fucking odd.
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have kids already, so I can always hang out with their kids, fill them up with sugar and hand them back. Don't feel the need to add to the world's population when it's in such a state.
Kaol, I see a flaw in your plan, it could be melted down by chavs and made into teeth and things. If it's money protected by a will and therefore law then the fuckers cant touch it.
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train em up to get AHDH.
A friend of mine has taught her 1 1/2 year old nephew to throw a tantrum on demand
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I taught my 3 year old neice to say fuck. Not big or clever, but very very funny to hear
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If my sisters have kids I will deliberately spoil them and teach them to swear.
Anyway, I need to get some beauty sleep before tomorrow night, 'night all
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shit it's almost 2 already. I'm heading to bed as well. Early start again tomorrow.
Night Kaol
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reading these late night conversations
interesting though
good that new people are coming out of the woodwork to speak too
*tireds*
anyone else here yet?
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I was just skimming through last night's minutes too.
How's you this fine morning?
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felt a bit rough earlier, but am getting better fortunately
got a lot of tedious GIS work to be doing today for my model...dull
also, I've been worked up into a frenzy of terry-wogan-related hatred this morning by someone's post further down.
how are you today?
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Except for the fact that I'm at work. But then, there's the salary at the end of it, which is handy.
I made an arse of the date for the Edinburgh bash. I've gazzed a few people to say so and am now waiting for some flaming.
*dons asbestos helmet*
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work does get in the way of my life quite badly
you put the wrong date down?
I'm sure the flaming won't be too bad. it's the disappointment that will be hardest to bear
a quiet "oh k2k6" accompanied by slow shaking of the head
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The problem was that ancrenne suggested March. But I'm busy all of March, and said "what about 4th April - I'm free then".
And so the provisional bash date was set, after a bit of grumbling about me being difficult :-)
But it turns out I got my dates mixed up and I'm not free on the 4th - it's the following weekend that I have available.
Oops.
It's far enough in advance that it shouldn't make a difference, but I can see a bit of flak coming my way today!
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it is a long way in the future!
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:47, closed)
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There's enough time to have a baby before then. Even if it's not conceived for a week or three yet!
Not that I've any plans in that area!
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:52, closed)
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then that is rather a strange comparison to draw...
the mind works in mysterious ways
had an argument with my other half last night because apparently I've done a complete u-turn regarding some interior design issues in our house.
I have wracked my brains and I absolutely cannot remember having said that I really hated floating shelves....
I don't hate them now, and nothing has changed as far as I'm concerned.
weirdness
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:56, closed)
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*shakes fist*
Nah, there's no point being angry with you...
I'm just disappointed...
*shakes head slowly*
EDIT: So... If I work my magic at the bash tomorrow, I could have a lovely child to bring to Scotland?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, closed)
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No work today, off to go flat hunting for next year. One of the guys I'm going to live with went scouting yesterday and found a few good ones, so hopefully will have somewhere by the end of today.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:34, closed)
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What kinda price is renting a flat there, if you don't mind me asking?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, closed)
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you're sounding suprisingly chipper this morning Kaol
good night's sleep perhaps?
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:38, closed)
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That's for a three bedroom, which isn't too bad I don't think.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:40, closed)
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*jaw hits the floor*
For a three bed?
I've got to get out of Surrey.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:41, closed)
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I'm not much of a sleeper myself. probably my own fault though, and the (suspected) cause has become the cure.
where are you PoD? that seems pretty cheap compared to here!
it's certainly cheaper than my mortgage by quite a bit
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:42, closed)
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If so then... *cries*
I hate Surrey, so so so much.
'Ning Burt!
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, closed)
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I'm rapidly going off this over-priced haven for the elderly, shame I can't abandon my daughter.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:44, closed)
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people go on about Exeter being expensive, but I reckon it's not toooo bad
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:47, closed)
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I was in a rented house. Worst place ever, it leaked, there were ants, the plumbing was bad, really dirty, and backed onto the main train line to London.
It was a four person house. It was £325 per person, per month. Not including bills.
That was the cheapest house we could find.
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:49, closed)
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So it works out nice and not expensive. Hopefully it is nice, which I have been told it is.
Plus it's well near an underground station, so can get in to uni/city centre easily.
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Knew I could count on your classic response!
I'm sorting it out with the ladies. (Oo-er)
I'm off to w**k now for a bit.
(Not wank, I mean the other, unspeakable, one).
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:56, closed)
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Yeah, Surrey was arse-rapingly expensive.
Thus I have rubbish student debts now.
And I had to work my arse of during the holidays to have enough money to go back each term...
*shrugs*
At least I got a useful degree at the end of it...
*chokes on my own bitterness*
( , Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:59, closed)
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