Insults
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
Last week two kids ran past me, one chasing the other. As they passed, the little boy turns to the girl chasing him and screams, "go away, you, you... you GIRLPANTS."
She stopped dead, cut to the core. Well, sort of. Anyway, we've added it to our repertoire, but are keen to expand further our sweary lexicon. What's the best insult you've heard? How effective was it? How did they retaliate?
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 12:48)
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Mc
Generally including a 'Mc' in the insult makes it more humourous and therefore effective;
e.g.
'You cunt'
becomes
'Cunty McCunterson'.
Topical ones are always more effective anyway, as we all know (e.g. 'Squishyface' - Jarhead)
Not to mention the old classic
'I'd rather shit on my hands and clap'
Yours, Biggus McPenison
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:59, Reply)
Generally including a 'Mc' in the insult makes it more humourous and therefore effective;
e.g.
'You cunt'
becomes
'Cunty McCunterson'.
Topical ones are always more effective anyway, as we all know (e.g. 'Squishyface' - Jarhead)
Not to mention the old classic
'I'd rather shit on my hands and clap'
Yours, Biggus McPenison
( , Thu 4 Oct 2007, 22:59, Reply)
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