The upcoming Royal Wedding.
As an ex-pat, yeah, I think it's great that William and Kate are getting married. But what drives me nuts is that BBC America constantly has TV programmes about them, and it drives me even crazier that the news channels I watch here in the US are constantly harping on about it.

I can't even read the two newspapers we get (British Weekly and Union Jack) without reading about the upcoming nuptials.
In my apartment complex, they want to do a "street party" to celebrate the big day, and I'm apparently the main consultant. But I'm going on a fishing trip on April 29th so I'm not going to be around to make sure it goes to plan.

Fairytale wedding my ass, look how the last one ended.....grrrr....
(nolongernuts, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 7:10, 19 replies)

Send them pictures of your bumhole as a wedding gift

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 7:42, closed)

bumhole cat
(TheColonel, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:44, closed)

The one on its ass
or arse?
( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:03, closed)

Don't the Yanks like all this sort of thing though?
Perhaps they think we're really lucky to be ruled over by a bunch of bucktoothed hereditary freeloaders.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:14, closed)

*satirical joke about the Bushes and Clintons*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:55, closed)

Hey, I lived through one royal wedding
Surely, having to endure another is Cruel And Unusual Punishment, and therefore banned under the Geneva Convention?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:15, closed)

Youngster
This'll be my third.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:19, closed)

Whipper-snapper
Anne and Mark Phillips
Charles & Diana
Andrew & Fergie
Edward & Sophie
And now Wills & Kate - OK YAH!
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:06, closed)

Oh, I forgot when the gay one got married.
This will be my 4th.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:10, closed)

Whipper snapper
Henry Tudor and Jane Seymour.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:32, closed)

Yep, all of the above
...and the 1977 silver jubilee street parties.

I was restricting myself to those of potential monarchs, the others being even less relevant (if that's even possible)
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:32, closed)

5
And Charles and Camilla of course.
(Mork, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:12, closed)

prince Edward and Sophie?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 9:44, closed)

Royal joke
Sophie and the Queen are having a girly chat. The conversation drifts around to sex, and since a couple of sweet sherries have been imbibed, Sophie feels able to reveal a rather intimate problem.

"Every time I suck Edward's cock," she says, "I get terrible indigestion afterwards."

"Hmmm," says the Queen, "Have you tried Andrew's?"*


* Joke may not work outside the UK or if you're too young to remember Andrews
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:04, closed)

i get it
andrew is his brother, and the royals are inbred?
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:29, closed)

I share your thoughts on this
So I'm going to be 6000 miles away on the day in question, on a small island in the Java sea.
( Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:31, closed)

OMG ISN'T IT EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was on the phone to a septic last week. He was so thrilled to be speaking to a Brit at “this exciting time” and went on and on about wishing he could be in London for the big day.

I pretended to be thrilled and my raw good luck at being a British born at the right time to live through the event. It seemed the more polite option rather than giving my true opinion.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:14, closed)

Germany too
You got rid of your royals, you can't use ours!
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 12:56, closed)

They can have them
They were theirs to start with.
( SteamedCleaner, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:27, closed)