When my ex-girlfriend was 18,
she went on a holiday to Majorca with her boyfriend at the time. The couple staying in the apartment next door to theirs were rather frisky, and fucked noisily several times a day. The Ex was something of a voyeur, and all this turned her on no end, and so she ended up alternating between pushing her ear to the wall and flicking herself off while they fucked, and grabbing her boyfriend and having him scuttle her violently from behind while they listened to the neighbours make the beast with two backs.

After about a week of this she went onto the balcony and saw that the couple next door were about the same age as her grandparents, and did a bit of sick in her mouth.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 16:49, 24 replies)

And now there are people wanking over your ex girlfriend wanking over old people fucking,
It's what QOTW is all about really
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:01, closed)

I know I certainly am.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:02, closed)

I'm wanking to the idea of you wanking to your ex wanking to old people fucking.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:22, closed)

Oh boy. And now I'm wanking to the idea of me wanking to you wanking to your ex wanking to old people fucking.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:25, closed)

I'm practically drowning in spunk right now.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:26, closed)

And now I'm wanking to you drowning in spunk.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:53, closed)

I'll wank to that!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:01, closed)

Wankers.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:28, closed)

M A S T U R B A T I O N
BWAAAAAAAH


BWAAAAAAAH


BWAAAAAAAH...
( pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:46, closed)

I would like to kno' more about the sick.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:46, closed)

WANKCEPTION

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:44, closed)

I'm glad QOTW has gone back to normal

(HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:13, closed)

We need chronology here.
Was she your girlfriend before this happened, in which case how did you find out, or was she your girlfriend after this happened, in which case I assume she told you in order to gain another scuttling?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:35, closed)

We met just before this happened, were friends, then went out. I can't remember the context in which she told me this story.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:47, closed)

Did she scream it through a hotel wall while being scuttled by an old man?
Cos I'd totally wank to that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:54, closed)

In that case, yes she did.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 17:57, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:45, closed)

So she told you and then you went out with her.

You must have a wealth of stories about your time together and I'm sure we all look forward to reading them on here.
(Although, judgeing by the current response some of us may well be blind by then.)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 18:56, closed)

I shared a house with both her and her best mate at the time we started going out, and heard all sorts of stuff during their girly chats.

I think I've posted a couple of stories with her in already, but can't be arsed to look.
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:10, closed)

You do realise you've got your readers gagging for more?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:19, closed)

Always leave them wanting more, dahling
(cs1ca, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 19:21, closed)

I've read this and I can't be bothered to have a wank
...spose it's a sign of getting old
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Sat 4 Jan 2014, 21:21, closed)

I've just had one for you, if that helps.
(cs1ca, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 12:04, closed)

Your weak libido makes me want to bloodwank.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 Jan 2014, 18:06, closed)