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This is a question My job: Expectation vs Reality

When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 9:50, 9 replies)
WHAT? WATCHA SAY AGAIN?
I CARNT FUCKEN HEARYA ABOVE THIS BANDWIDTH.

WHAT? WADDAYA YA MEAN ITS FUCKEN DEAD?

I CAN FUCKEN SEE THAT, LOOKS LIKE IT SHAT ALL ITS SKIN AND GUTS ORF, AND THEY SORT OF CARBONISED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:01, closed)
Is that some kind of prehistorically bad ass otter?
Excellent!
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:09, closed)
it's a 'missing link' cousin of otters and seals
it's also a much bigger picture than I expected

Hoorah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:22, closed)

Upon closer inspection - it would appear that otters have a long bone down the centre of their cock?


Australian animal cock fact;

The bloke Platypus (Bruce) has nasty spurs on the end of his cock, so the sheila platypus (Sharon) gets all internally shredded when they fuck. Sharon quickly learns that rooting is not much fun, hence she is disinclined to fuck the next bloke platypus in the queue (Barry) for fear of causing further unpleasant tearing pain from a spiky cock. So, Bruce's load is the only platypus jizz allowed within her quim, hence Bruce's chances of reproducing are quite high. Fucking clever, eh? Just make sure you are the first platypus to get amongst it, when shagging season starts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:19, closed)
this is why I wear horse chestnut shells as condoms

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:23, closed)
SO! THEY LAUGH AT MY BONER, WILL THEY?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:01, closed)
O O This is the voice of The Mysterons! O O
O O Could you make that any bigger? We can't quite make it out from Mars. O O
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 10:24, closed)
May I butt in? I don't mean to be cheeky.
However I can see quite clearly from Uranus.
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:00, closed)
i can't quite make it out

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 13 May 2014, 15:53, closed)

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