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This is a question My job: Expectation vs Reality

When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

(, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Expectation - riding a chopper down a suburban street, throwing papers into people's mailboxes, trying not to smash their windows, then racing around a BMX track.
Reality - Trudging around in the rain listening to S'Express on your walkman, taunting dogs through letterboxes and trying not to get fingered by old men in dressing gowns.
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:29, 6 replies)
You know that chopper with a small c means something entirely different don't you?

(, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:06, closed)
does it mean....
PENIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!1111 ZOWKAPOW
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:27, closed)
In this case 'chopper' (bicycle) is derived from
'chopper', a motorcycle that has been customized into a road hazard.
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:29, closed)

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(, Mon 12 May 2014, 14:11, closed)
Was Rdli Hakkis's house on your route then?
Could you see what it was yet?
(, Mon 12 May 2014, 18:55, closed)

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