My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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PaperboyExpectation - riding a chopper down a suburban street, throwing papers into people's mailboxes, trying not to smash their windows, then racing around a BMX track.
Reality - Trudging around in the rain listening to S'Express on your walkman, taunting dogs through letterboxes and trying not to get fingered by old men in dressing gowns.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 12 May 2014, 13:29,
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You know that chopper with a small c means something entirely different don't you?(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 May 2014, 14:06,
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In this case 'chopper' (bicycle) is derived from 'chopper', a motorcycle that has been customized into a road hazard.
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GET TO DE CHOPPA!(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 22:43,
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Was Rdli Hakkis's house on your route then?Could you see what it was yet?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Mon 12 May 2014, 18:55,
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