Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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I left my home and my family
and went looking for a job.
But I got no offers.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:18,
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What sort of wages are you asking for?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:26,
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Only workman's
Bastards!
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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Funny that.
I was looking for a job and I found a job.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:30,
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Better than a handful of mumbles I suppose
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:13,
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Or, indeed, a pocketful.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:56,
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still always look on the bright side
there's no point getting miserable about it
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:49,
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..and pray tell what happened on Second Avenue?!
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Vambo, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:09,
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You have to understand
there were times when I was so lonesome...
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:12,
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Eddie Grant got electrocuted :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:14,
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JOANNA YOU HEARTLESS BITCH
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:36,
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Jesting
Lies
or both?
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:24,
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