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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

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(, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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I left my home and my family
and went looking for a job.
But I got no offers.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:18, 11 replies)
What sort of wages are you asking for?

(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:26, closed)
Only workman's

Bastards!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:12, closed)
Funny that.
I was looking for a job and I found a job.
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:30, closed)
Better than a handful of mumbles I suppose

(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:13, closed)
Or, indeed, a pocketful.

(, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 12:56, closed)
still always look on the bright side
there's no point getting miserable about it
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:49, closed)

..and pray tell what happened on Second Avenue?!
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:09, closed)
You have to understand
there were times when I was so lonesome...
(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:12, closed)
Eddie Grant got electrocuted :(

(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:14, closed)
JOANNA YOU HEARTLESS BITCH

(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 14:36, closed)
Jesting
Lies
or both?
(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:24, closed)

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