The horror
There is nothing that can drive terror into my very soul than the words 'role play' in an interview

Unless they are asking me what computer games I play
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:54, 18 replies)

is it worse than baguette play or cob play?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:56, closed)

oops let me ninja that one
I refer you to my sig ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 13:58, closed)

Put on this He-Man costume and meet me in the woods.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:06, closed)

This keeps making
me laugh
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:22, closed)

I can't imagine wanting a job enough to
actually do that.

It's the same thing with team building bollocks.

"Hey, we're all going out next week to get cold and wet in a field, and build rafts from coke bottles"

"Um, you mean YOU are going"

"Everyone has to go"

"Fuck off"
(username failed moderation, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:12, closed)

They don't it for academic scientific jobs thank god
but I did leave the cosy world of academia for 5 years and had to endure a few toe curling interviews.
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:33, closed)

They wouldn't dare try. The closest they got at my place was an "away day".
It was actually pretty successful. We were much more cohesive as a unit once we realised that everyone hated the Head of School with a passion.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:32, closed)

'deliverance role play' would be worse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:14, closed)

you got a perdy mouth boy

(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:34, closed)

I could get into that one with some gusto.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:21, closed)

Yeah, I hate it when the interviewer walks in wearing a Japanese school-girl's uniform

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:53, closed)

I thought it was bad when we had matching ties,
never mind a complete ensemble.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 15:58, closed)

Roll a D12.
Add to that your Charisma Bonus.

If it's over 10 you find yourself sitting in front of an attractive female Elvish interviewer who gets up closes the door and shuts the blinds and then resumes her seat where she then smiles at you and leans forward whilst doing so. Far enough that you can see down her armour plating and note she is not wearing a tunic. She winks almost imperceptibly at you and says, "Let's get down to business shall we."

Below 10? The bald, overweight, sweaty, old, male Goblin interviewer you've just sat down opposite leers at, unties his britches and says, "I hope your keen to get this job, cause there's only one way to pass the interview."

DungeonMaster says - Charisma is as important a skill bonus as Strength and Agility.
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 2:28, closed)

That's far too
well developed to be something you haven't thought about before.
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:23, closed)

Umm.
"DungeonMaster"
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 11:45, closed)

Joseph
Fritzl?
(username failed moderation, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 13:56, closed)

Which
child-Grandchild are you?
(s0ckpuppet logging out to reply to you if you're not careful, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 22:37, closed)

"Are you my Daddy?"
"well, sort of, yeah".
(username failed moderation, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 9:17, closed)