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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

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Can we just sack off the anecdotes and bully Dr. Shambolic instead?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:27, 28 replies)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:35, closed)
Typical bog trotter.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:42, closed)
That's where the stench of potato rot is coming from!

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:46, closed)
No. That'd be my balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:04, closed)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:39, closed)
Maybe.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:41, closed)
+ again

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 15:42, closed)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:04, closed)
Derp.
b3ta.com/questions/attentionwhore/post2145462
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:54, closed)
Hahahahahaha
Stupid attention whore tries to justify his own existence by drawing attention to the fact that I've already called him out as a stupid attention whore.

Suck my balls, Shambo.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:57, closed)
Somebody said he's not a real doctor.
Don't know if I can take him seriously again.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:07, closed)
Just open your gown and bite down on this.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:56, closed)
It doesn't take much to get him to delete a thread.
The poor lamb.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:29, closed)
I only ever delete when one of the dreary attention queens attempts to hijack it.
Just because the Mods are too shit and lazy to police this place against dullard trollqueens doesn't mean the rest of us should tolerate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 16:58, closed)
Abloobloobloo.
I'm taking my toys and going home!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:08, closed)
Ok. Can you tell your mum I'll be round when she's put you to bed. Ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:09, closed)
NO, I SAID YOU WERE UPSET FIRST!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:47, closed)
Someone in this thread was trolling someone else in this thread, the entire time.
One/some/all of us must feel pretty stupid, now.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 22:52, closed)
What did I say? I assume I am the attention seeking dullard troll queen. By saying this, of course
I am attention seeking.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:45, closed)
I wouldn't have called you a dullard attention seeking troll queen.
I mean ... I will now. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:05, closed)
Disappointed I wasn't first choice. Who was it then?

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 21:04, closed)
Hahahahahaha
Stupid attention whore tries to justify being a stupid attention whore.

Fuck you, Shambo.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 14:59, closed)
You should post this a third time with even more laughter to demonstrate how much it didn't bother you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 27 Nov 2013, 18:25, closed)
If we're going to do this then can we make it a permanent thing rather than a one off.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 17:18, closed)
we need a dedicated board.
/bully
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:00, closed)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:05, closed)
make it happen.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:15, closed)
Why can't you understand?
I am a fraction, a part of a broken man
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:29, closed)

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